bl4ckb0xw4rrior

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i dont care what they say but a hand on your tit is worth two on your bush

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I was promised a vessel and got thrown into a teenager who has their own shit to work through that is not being helped by this situation, and if I ever give up then the world is covered in darkness.

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Harper for today!!!! YAY

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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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.GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

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.heyyyy do u have any spare bug au taco for the crowd….perchance

ya

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I had a vision

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really old joke format but hey. so is the tv

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This damn TV.

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the weather al(don'te forgetst me!)ways sticks together!

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im going to lose it. im going to lose it. im going to lose it. im going to lose i