blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Tumblr blog

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Hey I'm going one making a new account

Not sure if anyone cares. But yeah. I think I'm going to make a blog that's a bit more structured. I'll tag my new blog in a post when I get it up so if you want to contuie to see my trash follow it or whatever.

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I need all of these thanks

Warrior

Buy Here >>> a $60 / b $84 / c $67 / d $36 / e $65 / f $87 / g $67 / h $60 / i $120 / j $110 / k $238 / l $135 / m $134 / n $70 / o $77 / p $130

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

someone curse me witha soulmate

'god just didnt want me to experience romance' bold of you to assume that your soulmate isn't coming into your life soon with laughter on her tongue and ribbons around her wrists, bitch. you are a creature of profound light, and Einstein correctly predicted that light is affected by gravity. you'll be pulled into her's so easily you won't even see it coming, b i t c h. the joy you have brought into our worlds will come back to you threefold, and you will never be unloved. i curse you with this.

IM SORRY???? DID I JUST GET CURSED WITH A SOULMATE?? EXCUSE ME??? WHAT???

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

A more gender neutral take on “A Witch Bows To No Man” saying. I specifically chose symbols I hoped would appeal to more of you lovely witches as well. Featuring an athame (or a dagger!), Book of Shadows/Grimoire (or heck just a book because reading is cool), a black cat silhouette, a flame on an “I” like a candle, a crescent moon and lots of magic floating around. ✨

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

So… this really just happened! TO ME! I’m doing an emoji spell for this! 🔮🌻🤗🦄🌝🌚🎁🎉💰🔛💐🍃🌬️🕯️💗🔮

You’re going to win the 1000 coins too!

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Imagine your OTP

Person A works at a flower shop and flowers are going missing each day. Person B is the one stealing them. Person A knows but dosnt want to call them out, eventually get fed up and go to confront person B, but before they do, they get all the flowers that were stolen in a Bonquet with a note attached

" Hey hope you like the flowers, sorry I had to steal them I didn't have the money, but I thought you were really cute

-Peroson B"

And Person A is torn between kissing them and calling them an idiot and hitting them up side the head.

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

reblog if you’re a slut for worm on a string

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

ANTI DYSPHORIA POST

Let’s try something:

IF YOU ARE FEELING DYSPHORIC, REBLOG THIS POST.

If anyone sees you reblogging this post, they can send you an uplifting message to make you feel better.

The trans community is a beautiful community, let’s proof it once and for all by being there for each other in time of need.

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

reblog if ur blog is anti-nazi

if ur a nazi or neo-nazi or support nazi ideologies let this be a fucking harsh message that ur not welcome on this blog and I hope you get socked in the face

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Okay I know this is a joke or should be one, but I mean animated foxes are hot.

For the people that just. Wanna fuck a fox.

You know, like normal people.

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re dating

me: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Same

“The Kid”: probably the Antichrist or Satan or both here to bring hell and destruction to all of earth and it’s inhabitants

My tragic ass:

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Umm the ask said a bad movie. I'd watch the shit out of this.

Create a trailer for the shittiest movie you can think of

FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON & THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASAR–

FLUFFY B. CAT ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY BASEBALL

*rapid cut scenes of Fluffy Cat missing swings, pitches, catches, running out of breath, and tripping over his feet*

HE MAY NOT BE THE BEST OR MOST ATHLETIC

*one cat tells him to piss off and makes fun of his weight*

BUT HIS DREAMS ARE LARGER THAN ANY STADIUM

*Fluffy Cat rises up, undeterred by his lack of athletic skill*

 IN BALTIMORE, NO DREAM IS TOO BIG–

*panning shot of Baltimore, Maryland*

EVEN IN THE LITTLE LEAGUES–

*Fluffy Cat meets a team of hyperactive tiny, spherical oriole bird children wearing baseball hats*

COMING THIS SUMMER–

*cue some pop remix of Cheap Seats by Alabama*

*the team of birds all try to disguise Fluffy Cat as a bird in various ways, hilariously failing each time*

THE INCREDIBLE STORY OF ONE CAT’S HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION–

*Fluffy Cat tries to fly by jumping off of a dugout roof, one of the members of the team makes a hilarious comment*

TO GO THE DISTANCE–

*Fluffy Cat disguised as a bird clumsily swings a bat yet somehow manages to knock it out of the park*

AND SHOW THAT THE BIGGEST OF DREAMS CAN BE A HOME RUN–

GABRIEL IGLESIAS

*FLUFFY CAT: I’m not fat, I’m fluffy.*

FEATURING SNOOP DOGG AS DOGGY D. DOGGETY DOO DOG.

*DOGGY D. DOG: Hit the bizzle with that bazzle mah cazzle.*

FLUFFY CAT: What?*

AND NIKKI MINAJI AS KITTY KATTYSON

*KITTY KATTYSON: Das my boi doin’ that right there, smack dat thing, Fluffy!*

*FLUFFY CAT IS TOO BUSY MAKING GOO GOO EYES AT KITTY KATTYSON TO NOTICE A BALL THAT HILARIOUSLY SMACKS HIM IN THE HEAD*

AND FEATURING THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM

*A kid who’s obviously not a real voice actor: Mister, don’t make us angry, you won’t like us when we’re angry"

*the team of birds launch themselves with a slingshot*

FROM DREAMWORKS HERE COMES–

TAKE MEOW TO THE BALL GAME

rated PG

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

[blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This is so true it hurts. One day I was happy and the next I was like shitmlife sucked. Then it just got worse from there.

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there