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So I’m reading The Dead of Jericho at the moment and …

Morse was still thinking, ten minutes later, that he had probably missed the boat in life and should have been a very highly paid and inordinately successful writer of really erotic pornography […].

Well, there goes my ability to can …

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Die Macher dieses Escape Rooms haben wohl zu viel Spatort geschaut...

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dracula daily for the franklin expedition where on may 28th you get an email with the first message from the victory point note and then a year later you get a second email letting you know sir john has died. and then that’s it

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Murderbot wrote this.

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"Ich mag deine Füßfuddeln."

"Danke, die hab ich von Frank-Walter Steinmeier geklaut."

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Twitter AU!Laurence writes incredibly informative and improbably clear work emails but unfortunately his life events make them all sound like that one “against my best wishes I have been shot” professor email meme at least 60% of the time:

From: William Laurence, wlaurence@mod.uk

To: Temeraire Flight Crew

7 minutes ago

Hello all,

Unfortunately, I have to reschedule the training exercises, and I will have to take leave on Thursday. Against my best wishes, I have been shot in a duel and am being treated in the ER. Temeraire also has the plague, and the court date for my high treason trial is set for Friday. Admin hours are still 11-12 on Mon/Wed, with your first lieutenant. If I am not hanged, the exercise will be moved to Monday of next week. Keep reviewing the maneuvers, and remember to maintain your harnesses.

Respectfully,

W. Laurence

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ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner

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Finding someone that understands The Character™ the same way you do

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best part of the writing process: dishes and vacuuming

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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It was written by my friend.

SHŌGUN (2024) Chapter Ten: A Dream of a Dream

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“So I sent a woman to do what an army never could.”

Shōgun (2024) | E10 | Dir. Frederick E.O. Toye

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.

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SHŌGUN (2024) - 1x04/1x10