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“It is imperative for the parents of these children to concern themselves not only with their child’s immediate medical needs, but also the political and social futures their children will inherit.”

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Everyone thinks they have the best dog and nobody is wrong 

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My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

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I wish i had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into

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Mute this. The music is annoying.

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good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

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so cute 😻😹(x)

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florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

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Naomi Osaka of Japan hugs Serena Williams of the United States after winning the Women’s Singles finals match on Day Thirteen of the 2018 US Open 

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thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe

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Here is a map that gives a basic overview of the areas that have different giraffe patterns. It’s from a study on their genetic structure.

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Cats and their iPhones. So self-absorbed.

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My fucking God.