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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

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The funniest part about Soul Eater will always be that there is a character in Soul Eater named Soul Eater Evans who Eats Souls and the show is not about him it's about his bestie

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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some papal facts:

Being a cardinal is not a requirement for the Papacy, as most recently proved by Pope Urban VI in 1378.

Being ordained is not a requirement either, as proved by Pope Leo X in 1513.

Being present for the conclave is also not a requirement, as proved by Pope Adrian VI in 1522.

the papal conclusion:

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It's just gonna be him as John Wick but holding the gun that kills Weezer

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holy shit, i just ran into a friend i haven't seen in years! i thought he was dead, but it turns out he was just chilling in the Indian Ocean. shout out to you, coelacanth!

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Hm

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Rainy day in Kamakura

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No copypasta has ever ruined my life as comprehensively as Hell Fuck Castle. I write tabletop RPGs, and now every time I read a lore blurb about an ancient ruined kingdom where everything was cool until the last ruler fucked it up, my brain whispers "King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing".

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oon a chocolate rhubarb brownie recipe