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Happy birthday to the love of my life!

Wait, it's not Karen's birthday? God damn it.

Kidding.

Happy birthday to the real love of my life, Zayn. I love you so much, you keep me young and I don't know what I'd do without you. For all our ups and downs, I promise that there's no one else I'd rather go through life's crazy shit with. No matter what bullshit gossip sites say, what rumours people try and start or what 'confessions' people say about us, it's always gonna be me and you, buddy. Forever.

Anyway you might think I love you or something gross like that if I keep going so I guess I like your face a whole lot. Happy birthday, @zvinjm. ❤️

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Merry Christmas, Laura!! Hope to see you guys very soon, I'm missing the girls and you!

Michael too, I guess.

Leia’s first Christmas and someone has insisted we make it Star Wars themed. By someone I mean her sister who picked out all the Christmas wrapping paper and ornaments and Michael has never been more proud.

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have a safe and happy holidays!!

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You love me and I love you or something like that??

If I ever start being a whiny little brat then I give everyone full permission to smack the fuck out of me.

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haven't you always been a whiny brat??

If I ever start being a whiny little brat then I give everyone full permission to smack the fuck out of me.

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CAN I HELP PLAN KAREN'S.

PLANNING TWO (technically three) BIRTHDAYS. FIRST LAURA’S IN TWO DAYS AND THEN THIS WEEKEND FOR MY LITTLE ONES TURNING ONE. And everyone is invited.

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Happy belated birthday to my favourite annoying little brother. I hate you but I don't know what I'd do without you. I hope you had the best day, Michael!!

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“we’re two halves of a whole idiot.”

(( @comealonggillan ))

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SEND A ‘⚡’ FOR A MOODBOARD OF OUR MUSES RELATIONSHIP.

~If you want to take part have your character reblog but if you’re reblogging you must send an ask to others who do too~

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happy (kinda late) one year anniversary to my favourite person. so happy to have spent the last year ignoring bullshit confessions / gossip, annoying each other and other people, and being dicks together. we may not always like each other, but we love each other every day and that's all that matters. I wouldn't have it any other way. I love you and here's to another year, @zvinjm

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I can't believe Michael has finally got to you.

ERG…..HARRY POTTER: WIZARDS UNITE?!?! BYE POKEMON GO!!  

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

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suglyn: joyeux anniversaire à mon meilleur ami sans qui ma vie serait moité aussi merveilleuse 🌹❤️💀

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stonenobrien: @TomHolland96 no because I’ll steal your dog.

TomHolland1996: can I be one of those people that bring their dog on a talent show?

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I love my new parents!

You should've!! I would've given Luna all my candy though and then the rest of the neighbourhood kids would've been pretty pissed at me. Too much candy?! Not a thing AT ALL. PLEASE. I love this idea already.

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ok BUT being serious for a hot minute, I love Zayn a lot and sometimes I wonder why he's still with me a year later because I know I'm a lot to deal with and I know he could do better SO if you could stop with the confessions that'd be great, thanks.

Now, back to our regular programming of being sassy and sarcastic.

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tbh same. we're both terrible people but it's fine because we love each other sometimes. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I would support this wholeheartedly.

The fuck out of here with Zemma and Zerrie.

It’s Zalum.

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imagine being in a trusting relationship where you don't give a fuck about whether or not ya partner is friends with their ex.

confessions blog can't relate.