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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

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Ruby: (Chuckles) Just another day of doing manly, masculine things with the boys!

Jaune: Yup.

Cardin: Mhm.

Ruby: After all, I am a guy, just like you! (Chuckles)

Jaune: Of course you are.

Ruby: Phew! (Thinking) They still don't suspect that I'm actually a girl. Especially my hunky superior, Jaune. If he found out I was actually a girl, who knows what he'd do?!

Jaune: (Fantasy) A woman?! How dare you besmirch the good name of our bro-code! I cast thee out, you whooooooooore!

Ruby: (Fantasy) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Cardin: (Screaming ahead of them) By the gods... She just fucking bisected that knight and his horse! Both in full plate!

Jaune: Shut up, Winchester! If it's revealed that she's a woman, we'll have to kick her out of the vanguard, and then we're all fucking dead!

Ruby: Yes, sir! (Whirlwind of death, Soaked in gore) I'm just a man! Doing manly things! With my manly man friends- er, I mean, bros!

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Guy: Breast or thighs?

Jaune: Personality, obviously personality. It's why i got such an amazing girlfriend. *Hugs yang*

Yang: *smiles*

Jaune: You should stop thinking like that, girls don't like when you see them like a piece of meat.

Guy, behind the butchery counter:

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Weiss: And I see that your vital signs have stabilized

Jaune: Yes for the moment I’m not dying!

Nora: Wait, you were dying?!

Jaune: Uh-

Nora: You weren’t joking, you really were dying?????

Jaune: Yes! But I’m fine-

Nora: Why didn’t you tell me??!?

Jaune: I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you!!

Nora: THATS WHAT THE FUCKING OMELETTE WAS FOR??!?

Jaune: LOOK-

Weiss: *hangs up the phone*

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Father, I believe I will fail this mission.

(I wont have the time to finish this, so I’ll just post it as it is;;;)

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Egyptian Big Chungus

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it’s just one of those croissant days

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why did paimon reject her offer in the end of ganyu’s trailer I’ll do anything for her

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Some memes to cope with current events

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A commission for @imperfectxiii of their OC with a humanised Pinkie Pie, thank you for commissioning me!

(Commissioner retains full sized piece)

[Commission Info]

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I’m trying not to flood this account with rwby fanart but it’s really the only thing I draw anymore

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coming out to my brother was one of the nicest moments in my life

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It’s all the ass slapping for me

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“Coffee Cake” by me!! Wanted to do a lil something fun since we’ve all been suffering over the last couple of vol 8 episodes. So here’s Cerise being the best adoptive mom!

[ Thanks to everyone who watched the stream of me making this!! You are all the best!!!! ]

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Beaconstrips: To-Do List by JumpinJammies

Volume 8 content again (hopefully not made irrelevant by the new episode i haven’t seen).

This was actually the first comic idea I came up with for Volume 8. I decided not to make it first though. Only difference is I replaced one panel with the Hound one. Anyway this is some stuff Cinder was busy with since she wasn’t allowed to leave the whale. I imagine the list had like 600 things on it, but Cinder is dedicated.

Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/jumpinjammies

Clearer Version: https://www.deviantart.com/jumpinjammies/art/Beaconstrips-To-Do-List-863231661