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TROU DE TANTE ET MÂLE RENOI: préparation du trou d’une tante avant de l’enculer..
..le renoi s’échauffe la queue dans la gorge de la pédale avant de formater sa chatte pour l’enfiler..
..c’est pas pour être sympa avec le pédé que le renoi lui prépare sa chatte de tantouze, c’ est pour le confort de sa pine dure, pour pas irriter son gros manche quand il va l’enculer sauvagement..!
“ allez, tarlouze, maintenant que ton trou de pédé est bien calibré, ma bite va t’expliquer ce que ça veut dire se faire exploser la chatte, enculé.!”
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My roommates overheard me brag about the action I was bringing back home while they’d be out of town, so they set up a camera in the shared areas to see who this “action” was.
I didn’t realize that was a hidden camera in the bathroom where I “got it on” 😰😰
The worst part was, it was being live streamed 😳😰😰
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TROU DE TANTE ET MÂLE RENOI: préparation du trou d’une tante avant de l’enculer..
..le renoi s’échauffe la queue dans la gorge de la pédale avant de formater sa chatte pour l’enfiler..
..c’est pas pour être sympa avec le pédé que le renoi lui prépare sa chatte de tantouze, c’ est pour le confort de sa pine dure, pour pas irriter son gros manche quand il va l’enculer sauvagement..!
“ allez, tarlouze, maintenant que ton trou de pédé est bien calibré, ma bite va t’expliquer ce que ça veut dire se faire exploser la chatte, enculé.!”
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Do you make training schedule for jock?

Creating a daily schedule for someone addicted to bodybuilding and muscle growth, who also wants to dumb down, involves balancing intense physical activity with adequate rest and a straightforward approach to daily tasks. Here’s a sample schedule:
### Morning
**5:00 AM - Wake Up**
- Start the day with a glass of water to rehydrate.
**5:15 AM - Morning Workout (Push Day)**
1. Bench Press: 4 sets of 8-12 reps
2. Incline Dumbbell Press: 4 sets of 8-12 reps
3. Dumbbell Flyes: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
4. Tricep Dips: 3 sets of 10-15 reps
5. Skull Crushers: 3 sets of 10-15 reps
6. Overhead Dumbbell Extension: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
**6:30 AM - Breakfast**
- Protein shake with whey protein, banana, and almond milk.
- A bowl of oatmeal with berries and a scoop of peanut butter.
**7:00 AM - Supplementation**
- Multivitamin
- Fish oil
- Creatine
### Mid-Morning
**7:30 AM - Cardio**
- 20 minutes of high-intensity interval training (HIIT) on the treadmill or stationary bike.
**8:00 AM - Shower and Grooming**
- Clean up and get ready for the day.
**8:30 AM - Simple Chores**
- Quick tidy-up of the living space.
- Prepare lunch for the day (e.g., grilled chicken, sweet potatoes, and steamed vegetables).
### Afternoon
**12:00 PM - Lunch**
- Grilled chicken breast
- Sweet potatoes
- Steamed broccoli
**1:00 PM - Relaxation**
- Read a simple book or watch a straightforward TV show.
**2:30 PM - Afternoon Workout (Pull Day)**
1. Deadlifts: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
2. Bent-Over Barbell Rows: 4 sets of 8-12 reps
3. Pull-Ups: 4 sets of 8-12 reps
4. Seated Cable Rows: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
5. Barbell Curls: 3 sets of 10-15 reps
6. Hammer Curls: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
**4:00 PM - Supplementation**
- BCAAs
- Glutamine
### Evening
**5:00 PM - Dinner**
- Grilled salmon
- Quinoa
- Green beans
**6:00 PM - Simple Hobbies**
- Go for a walk or engage in a low-impact activity like yoga.
- Spend time on a hobby like gardening or simple DIY projects.
**7:30 PM - Evening Workout (Leg Day)**
1. Squats: 4 sets of 8-12 reps
2. Leg Press: 4 sets of 12-15 reps
3. Walking Lunges: 3 sets of 10-12 reps per leg
4. Leg Curls: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
5. Calf Raises: 4 sets of 15-20 reps
**9:00 PM - Supplementation**
- Casein protein shake
### Night
**9:30 PM - Relaxation**
- Listen to calming music or practice deep breathing exercises.
**10:00 PM - Bedtime Routine**
- Brush teeth
- Write in a simple journal
- Read a few pages from a straightforward book
**10:30 PM - Sleep**
- Aim for 7-8 hours of quality sleep.
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My Adult Hypnosis Files
All files have their difficulty rating next to them. Level 1 is an easy to get into trance, 2 is a little more deep, and 3 is for experienced hypnosis subjects.
My Patreon can be found at the new link, patreon.com/raydensden
-Hypnoboy Part 1 (lvl 1)
-Hypnoboy Part 2 (lvl 2)
-Hypnoboy Part 3 (lvl 3)
-Hypnoboy Training Pt. 1 (lvl 2)
-Hypnoboy Training Pt. 2 (lvl 2)
-Stress Relief (lvl 1)
-Puppy Pet Training Part 1 (lvl 1)
-Puppy Pet Training Part 2 (lvl 2)
-Puppy Pet Training Part 3 (lvl 3)
-Sooper Hero (lvl 3)
-Master’s Mind Control Chip (lvl 3)
-Dumbing Down Machine (lvl 2)
-Milking Duties- Advanced (lvl 3)
-Hypnosluts just wanna have Fun (lvl 2)
-Stroke Yourself Silly (lvl 1)
-Halloween Werewolf Transformation (lvl 2)
-Mindless Masturbator (lvl 3)
-HypnoDen Spa Massage (lvl 2)
-Encounter with an Incubus (lvl 1)
-A Christmas Gift (lvl 2)
-Desire (lvl 2)
-New Normal (lvl 3)
-Hypnojock (lvl 2)
-Pleasure Pod (lvl 2)
-Obsession: Cocks (lvl 1)
-Rayden’s Pet Imp (lvl 3)
UPDATED- 7/08/2018
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Seven Dixon and Connor Maguire New Muscle Stud Bound Beaten and Fucked (2014) Bound Gods
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Pervy questions! 🧸🎀

1. When did you lose your virginity?
2. Rough sex or soft sex?
3. Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes
4. Favourite sex position?
5. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
6. Have you ever had any one night stands?
7. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
8. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
9. What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
10. How often do you have sex?
11. Is there anybody right now you'd like to have sex with?
12. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
13. Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?
14. A song you'd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
15. Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
16. A song you'd listen to during soft/slow passionate sex?
17. Are you into dressing up for sex?
18. Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
19. If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
20. Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
21. Do you/would you use sex toys?
22. Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/ picture?
23. Would you have sex with your best friend?
24. Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
25. Something that will never fail to get you horny?
26. Early morning sex or late night sex?
27. Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
28. Favourite body part on the same sex?
29. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don't want anyone to find out?
30. Weirdest sexual act some has performed or tried to perform on/with you ?
31. Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
32. Is it ever okay to not use a condom?
33. A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience?
34. Worst possible time to get horny?
35. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
36. How much fapping is too much fapping?
37. Best sexual complement you ever got?
38. Favorite foreplay activities?
39. What do you wear to bed?
40. When was the first time you masturbated?
41. Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/ video of yourself?
42. Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
43. Have/would you ever have sex in public?
44. Have/would you ever had a threesome?
45. What is one random object you've used to masturbate?
46. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
47. Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
48. How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
49. How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
50. Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
51. Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
52. Do you watch porn?
53. Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
54. Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
55. Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
56. If you could give yourself head, would you?
57. Booty or Boobs?
58. Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
59. If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
60. have you ever watched someone masturbate?
61. has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
62. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
63. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
64. What is your bra/penis size?
65. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
66. Where do you shave?
67. [girls] Are you a squirter?
68. When was the last time you masturbated?
69. When was the last time you had sex?
70. When was the last time you watched porn?
71. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
72. Guys:Circumsized?
73. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
75. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
76. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
77. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
78. Which wet dream was your favorite?
79. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
80. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
81. Favorite sexual position?
82. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
83. Are you into any BDSM?
84. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
85. Do you like dirty talk?
86. Are you loud or quiet during sex/masturbation
82. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
83. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
84. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection/wet over them? What about masturbated to them?
85. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
86. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
87. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
88. Ask anything you want

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Okay I need to survey the gays because some of my straight friends have claimed my partner and I are weird for it.
Additional information: "at home" means everywhere in your home, not just the bathroom and bedroom
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Blow up my ask box with anything
Questions, secrets, confessions
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