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blackfalcon1800 · 7 hours
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
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blackfalcon1800 · 7 hours
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blackfalcon1800 · 7 hours
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I need y'all to see this
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blackfalcon1800 · 7 hours
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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blackfalcon1800 · 8 hours
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Unmute !
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blackfalcon1800 · 8 hours
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smashbros.mp4
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blackfalcon1800 · 8 hours
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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.
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blackfalcon1800 · 8 hours
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Do you have sideblogs that are secret from us or do you just not have fandoms youre into?
I genuinely do not do 'fandom' things.
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blackfalcon1800 · 8 hours
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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else
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blackfalcon1800 · 8 hours
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blackfalcon1800 · 8 hours
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You never said whether or not Neil Gaiman Gamma ever ran the account?
We don't talk about him.
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blackfalcon1800 · 8 hours
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jesus no
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