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all lunch breaks should be paid im serious. im not even enjoying this im literally just making sure i dont pass out or something. this is part of The Job as far as im concerned

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i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

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*hands you a cow* *hands you a cow* *hands y

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The Fuzzles and Wuzzles met today for tea. 🫖 To their surprise they saw a Unikitty! 🦄🐈 He wandered into their party looking for nip, Into which his four fluffy paws, he could dip. 🐾

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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Angry penguin noises

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WEAKNESS IS THE BRAND

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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

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19yo woman: my 34yo boyfriend-

me, immediately on the phone with the lesbian mafia: hello i’d like to order a hit

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LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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