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[blackgirlbollywood]

I can't even fully take in the sex scene because the picture in the background of the flash forward is so fucking ugly. Like who tf picked that out??

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

The Return of the Chin Piercing. I hope it at least got some kind of recognition at the Filmfare Awards, it's really delivering it's performance as most distracting facial piercing 😑

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

How many times is Arjun's ass going to dramatically leave this conference room??? 🙄🙄🙄

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

Damn marketers are mean!!! Why he read her ass like that??? Just say the jingle they wrote didn't slap and give her feedback to improve, don't completely crush her self-esteem

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

What's with people getting pushed in pools? Is this what people have to look forward to working in marketing? 🤔

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

A chin piercing? What was Chitrangda's character going through 7 years ago 😂😂😂 (she looks good I just have questions)

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

They work 20 hours a day ???? 😳😳😳 This is a fancy marketing agency surely they can go home to enjoy the money they work so hard to make ????

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

At the part where the office lackeys pushed Arjun and Chitrangda into the water (they must be trying out first date tests from twitter)

Chitrangda's in this water with perfect makeup proving that if you stay ready you ain't gotta get ready!

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

About to live-blog watching Inkaar (don't judge me, I wanted to watch something with Arjun Rampal in it and that's like one of the few left on Neftlix (Can))

[blackgirlbollywood]

Sridevi

[blackgirlbollywood]

Arjun Rampal and Katrina Kaif greet each other on the IIFA red carpet

[blackgirlbollywood]

So I'm watching Drive on Netflix and SSR and Jaqueline are actually look great together. Like the chemistry is crack-a-ling

[blackgirlbollywood]

Anushka and Virat look like such a cute nerdy hipster couple

[blackgirlbollywood]

[blackgirlbollywood]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[blackgirlbollywood]

[blackgirlbollywood]

It says the link can't be found 😞

Weird, it’s opening just fine for me! I’ll just list it out:

1. The Wedding Planner with Farhan, Jacqueline, and it was so long ago Genelia was still working but I’d replace her with Priyanka

2. Bride Wars with PC and Bebo

3. Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Hrithik and Aish

4. i’m just going to pretend the Inception one doesn’t exist because I don’t want to put that out there into the universe

5. All About Eve with Aish and Shraddha (possibly Alia? this is a script I’m actually writing btw!)

6. While You Were Sleeping with Anushka, Arjun Kapoor (I’d probably replace him with Vicky now), and SRK

7. Charlie’s Angels with PC, Kangana (would probably replace with Bebo now), and Katrina

There are so many remakes I think Bollywood lends itself to where it can add its own spin/originality and have plenty of artistic merit. Some other projects I’d love to see: The Good Place with Rani/Rajkummar/Lisa Haydon/I forget who was Jason?, The Age of Innocence with Aish, Alia, and Hrithik, The Edge of Seventeen with Janhvi, A Simple Favor with Deepika and Alia, and Oliver Twist with like every actor in Bollywood because it’s a long ass book. And there are so many more I can’t think of but have written down somewhere. And so many original stories I’ve thought of as well. My brain is literally just a constant loop of “this should be a Bollywood movie”.

ETA: Oh, and can we get a Bollywood Grace and Frankie? Maybe tone it down a little bit but give older actresses great characters/friendships and let’s not have them played by Taapsee and Bhumi pls and thank you.