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left the newborn baby on the sidewalk for TEN SECONDS to go throw rocks at the neighbor's dog and a colony of ants has ALREADY picked it up and carried it away to eat or potentially raise as one of their own. maybe i'm just not cut out to be a babysitter

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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this is unedited. this is the original audio.

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CREATURE????

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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

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"hows the job search going"

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i have a headache :(((((((

please give me an ibuprofen if you have one

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i have a headache :(((((((

please give me an ibuprofen if you have one

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sometimes thinking abt all the gaming youre gonna do later is what gets you through the workday and then you get home and do no gaming. not even a little bit of gaming

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you literally need to humble yourself before the cheese grater because what she really craves is human flesh and she can smell your blood underneath your skin. fyi

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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

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first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

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first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me