Me: *Walks through leaves*
Leaves: *crunch*
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Me (internally): 🍂🎃🍁💀🍃👻🍁💀🍃🎃🍁🍁🎃🍃🍁👻🍃👻🍁💀🍂🍃👻🍂🎃🍁🍁👻🍃🎃🍁💀🍃🍁👻🍃🎃🍁💀🍃💀🍁💀🍃🍁👻🍃🎃🍁🍃🎃🍂👻🍁🎃🍃🍁👻🍃🍁🍃🍂💀🍃🎃🍁🎃🍁🍃🍂🎃🍁💀🍃🎃🍂👻🍃👻🍁🎃👻
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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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If you’re aroused by dirty talk your genitals are technically voice activated
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@ loveless_nightmare and @ denxvx
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