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the horseless carriage implies the existence of a "horse"

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he stopped making sense so i started talking head and soon enough we were making flippy floppy

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lake tahoe ALLEGEDLY killed a corpo

oh shit lake tahoe killed a corpo? quick get the lake on double jeopardy terrorism charges and fry its ass

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Five nights at Freddy’s

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*reads notes* OUUUUGHHHH OUGHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK UOU FUCK UOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH YIU MAKKE ME AO MADD

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An angry man

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in wigan its all we have left

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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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when they start menstruating

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... B-but... My liege....

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the look bitches give when you got that pearl earring

The Young Eastern Woman 1838 Friedrich Amerling (Austrian, 1803–1887)

Cleveland Museum of Art

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Wilson Pussy Indulgence

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