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Joseph is just grinning and very excited as he counts down the last half hour until the first of Halloween.

Joey glances up briefly from where he’s actively and excitedly stabbing a red-dyed corn syrup filled mannequin. “What.”

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Joey would like to remind people his brother is super adorable. That is all.

Can I get uuuuuuuh happy and pure joseph thanks 

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From Ghost Adventures

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Ghost Adventures Starters

"I hate the basement. I'm just putting that out there."

"I've come a long way to talk to you because I think you're a piece of crap."

"Is this spirit being a smartass?"

"You look great for being... not alive."

"Ghosts don't even like me."

"It's cold, it's dark, and it's exciting as hell!"

"Are you banging your head on the wall?"

"Something is up here, gathering all the power it can."

"If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of that ground and get us?"

"Here I am in the sugar shack!"

"I hope you can hear me up there in the damned attic!"

"I can't wait to get locked in here."

"Dude, he's kinda creeping me out. No joke."

"Have you ever heard of those guys who wear jackets when it's really, really hot out?"

"I can't believe they left me out here, all by myself, with this music playing."

"Wait, am I standing on his grave?"

"I have respect for all spirits... except for you."

"I just wanna see where the massacre took place."

"This right here is like putting holy water on a demon."

"I'm just pumped! Are you guys pumped?"

"I smell beautiful."

"Do you see that? Because I can't, either."

"You have reached your final destination. Hell."

"This is tougher than it looks on tv, trust me."

"This is beyond dangerous. I don't recommend anybody do this."

"It was probably the most dangerous, craziest thing we've ever done."

"Hey, we're just lost. We need a place to stay."

"Thank you for knocking."

"I've got a teddy bear for you!"

"Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?"

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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

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ofministryandsails:

Slow goes and lays down on the floor. He’s not getting up. He refuses.

“Yoga is making me discover muscles I didn’t even know I had and now I’m perfectly content of staying here on the floor. It’s cool and comfortable and I don’t think I could get back up even if I wanted to.”

Kneels down and drapes a damp towel over his brother. 

“You probably shoulda started up yoga when you were younger, so this wouldn’t be so hard....or tried boating more often.” 

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OFMINISTRYANDSAILS

What Kind Of D&D Character Are You?

YOU ARE A:

Chaotic Good Gnome Paladin/Bard (3rd/3rd Level) Ability Scores: Strength- 13 Dexterity- 13 Constitution- 16 Intelligence- 13 Wisdom- 12 Charisma- 14 Alignment: Chaotic Good- A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit. However, chaotic good can be a dangerous alignment when it disrupts the order of society and punishes those who do well for themselves. Race: Gnomes are in wide demand as alchemists, inventors, and technicians, though most prefer to remain among their own kind in simple comfort. Gnomes adore animals, gems, and jokes, especially pranks. They love to learn by personal experience, and are always trying new ways to build things. Gnomes stand 3 to 3.5 feet tall and live about 350 to 500 years. Primary Class: Paladins- Paladins take their adventures seriously, and even a mundane mission is, in the heart of the paladin, a personal test an opportunity to demonstrate bravery, to learn tactics, and to find ways to do good. Divine power protects these warriors of virtue, warding off harm, protecting from disease, healing, and guarding against fear. The paladin can also direct this power to help others, healing wounds or curing diseases, and also use it to destroy evil. Experienced paladins can smite evil foes and turn away undead. A paladin's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast. Many of the paladin's special abilities also benefit from a high Charisma score. Secondary Class: Bards- Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.

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“I wouldn’t!” The growl came out harsher and more aggressive than he’d intended, but there it was. “You’re my brother, why wouldn’t I believe you? Why do you trust me so little!?”

It really hurt him to hear it verbally, and Joey huffed, trying not to let his disappointment show too much on his face. “You’re almost as bad as Mom and Dad were when we were kids. C’mon, the Christiansen brothers used to be a pair, a set for life, we shared everything. I love you man-why can’t you trust me? I’m not Mom, with her ‘cute’ little water cooler sunday school gossip, you can tell me anything! This isn’t the kind of thing I should be finding out in my basement while conducting paranormal cryptozoology research!”

Joseph was actually taken off guard at the growl that had come from his brother. It made him flinch a little bit as a result. He truly was not expecting him to sound like that towards him. But he supposed he could understand where he was coming from at the tone that he was taking with him. Hell he was even feeling a little guilty about keeping it from Joey now as he listened to what he said. Arms crossed over the front of his chest as he looked off to the side. A small scowl crossing his face as he had an internal debate with himself.

“…”

“I don’t want you to think I can’t trust you. I do trust you. But you have to see it from my point of view. How do you even say that to someone let alone your own brother? Bring it up in a conversation? How do you even start that? Even if I did think you would believe me I was scared alright. Yeah I’m a demon but that doesn’t mean I can’t be scared telling someone especially my own brother. How am I supposed to know how you would react about it? It’s not something that is easy!”

“Do you even remember why Mom and Dad kicked me out in the first place? Because of my ‘hellish rebellious ways’, remember? Why the fuck wouldn’t I understand this? Come on!” He still felt hurt, and disappointed. “C-....come on, Jo....you’re my baby brother. I’ve never kept anything from you, ever. There used to be no secrets between us.” 

Joey looked at the ground and smudged out part of the salted pentagram he’d drawn on the floor, “on that note,” he added, “there. Kinda fuckin’ defeats the purpose of saying nothing’s between us if that’s still there.” He looked back up at Joseph, mouth set in a firm frown, brow furrowed, “see that? I trust you-you’re blatantly a demon, and I’m getting rid of all the protective charms I set up. I trust you, Jo-why can’t you fuckin’ trust me?”

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“I wouldn’t!” The growl came out harsher and more aggressive than he’d intended, but there it was. “You’re my brother, why wouldn’t I believe you? Why do you trust me so little!?”

It really hurt him to hear it verbally, and Joey huffed, trying not to let his disappointment show too much on his face. “You’re almost as bad as Mom and Dad were when we were kids. C’mon, the Christiansen brothers used to be a pair, a set for life, we shared everything. I love you man-why can’t you trust me? I’m not Mom, with her ‘cute’ little water cooler sunday school gossip, you can tell me anything! This isn’t the kind of thing I should be finding out in my basement while conducting paranormal cryptozoology research!”

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“Wh-you’re one to talk, Joseph!” Joey huffed, clapping his hands together to brush the soot from the summoning off of them. “A demon? Really? Jesus, Mary, and fucking JOSEPH,” he growled, shaking his head, “you couldn’t have even told me at any point!? 

He couldn’t honestly say he was startled by the revelation that his brother was a demon, couldn’t even say it came as much of a surprise. More than anything he was just irritated his brother had never told him about it. Wasn’t there a bond of trust between them? Was there ever, really, if Joseph couldn’t tell him about something so important? “Jesus, we’re family.”

blacksheepbro: "Summoning" (And then Joey discovered his baby brother was a demon and wishes he was more surprised AU.)

I Summon Thee!!!… to bake me shit || Accepting

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Joseph was actually enjoying some time to himself before he was pulled away from it by the call of a summoning. And he had just gotten all relaxed too. He had a drink in hand and a favorite movie put on. The next minute he was in a completely different place entirely and looking the part or which he was called. Now he normally wouldn’t have minded trying to sucker some soul out of some poor sap who didn’t know what they were doing but dammit he wanted his alone time too.

That and the place seemed oddly familiar.

“… Wait.”

Slowly he turned around to see who it was exactly that summoned him in the first place. His reaction was probably not quite what would have been expected to come from him.

“What. The hell do you think you’re doing?”

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“Fu-ha ha ha ha….” Well, he hurt now, and he was pinned to the ground, but somehow he couldn’t bring himself to be angry at his brother. “Fuck, this wasn’t as well-thought out as I thought it was….” Joey laughed, wheezing helplessly as he attempted to get the laughs out, “oh man…..your reflexes have massively improved you know that?”

Joseph pulled the mask off of his brother as he pretty much sat on top of him to keep him down. He had a very unamused look on his face as he punched Joey’s shoulder with a huff.

“First of all did you really thin two small children weren’t going to betray your acts? And second of all that’s what you get for trying to do that in my own home. And third of all of course my reflexes have massively improved. You don’t have four kids and not gain better reflexes.”

“Yeah, but I do parkour and shit....chase cryptids....” He laughed, “which is faster, the rumored chupacabra or a six year old? The answer is, by the evidence presented by a dad....evidently, the six-year old, right?” Joey couldn’t stop laughing; the whole thing just felt...funny, somehow. He was on the ground and he couldn’t sit up anymore, but the whole thing felt hilarious. 

“C’mon, I didn’t expect them to keep a secret-it’s not like this was some weird cabal ritual. It was a prank, Joseph. Besides, they’re adorable when they aren’t being strung along into being ‘creepy twins’, y’know? And I happen to have found it hard to remain angry at my niece and nephew-like scientifically impossible.”

BOO!

After all his hard work, this absolutely COULD NOT fail. Never mind how Joey even pinned himself up near the ceiling next to the front door, never mind how Christian and Christina were giggling at him. He shushed them again and pulled the demon mask down over his face as he heard Joseph at the door. This was gonna be epic. 

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Joey wordlessly fetches a hot water bottle and wraps it in a towel, then hands it over. “Maybe you should jog or something, bro-you’re losing your edge.”

Joseph happily takes the hot water wrapped in a towel with a just as happy sigh. Something so small made him extremely happy at the feeling he got.

“Mmm… maybe. I might have to enlist Craig’s help if I’m ever going to do that. Also hush.”

“Sure, invite me when you do that. I’d like to watch you gasp for air, like, ten steps into your jog.” He chuckled, “but seriously, you’re my little brother-I thought you’d be better off than me.”

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Goes and lays down because his back hurts. Now he can’t get up.

“…”

“I’m stuck.”

Joey wordlessly fetches a hot water bottle and wraps it in a towel, then hands it over. “Maybe you should jog or something, bro-you’re losing your edge.”

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“Surprise, motherfucker!” He leapt down-or perhaps…falling down is more accurate? He hadn’t planned a contingency based on his brother having fast enough reflexes to do anything about the surprise-which, honestly, was a huge hole in the plan altogether. Something he’d be very disappointed in himself for later when he wasn’t in pain. 

Joseph let out a scream as he came falling down and his arm swung at the man not realizing it was his brother at all. All he was concerned about was who in the fuck was in his house trying to catch him off guard like this and do whatever it was they were planning to do. And all he cared about was giving said person a piece of his mind and that piece of his mind involved a fist to their face. Joseph reacted further to even go so far as to pin the man down only to see that it was a mask covering their face.

He was sure the twins were enjoying themselves watching their father practically physically assault a man. But in his defense he was defending himself so to speak. And Joseph was not amused at who he thought it might be.

“If you are who I think you are I’m gonna hit you again you giant jerk.”

“Fu-ha ha ha ha....” Well, he hurt now, and he was pinned to the ground, but somehow he couldn’t bring himself to be angry at his brother. “Fuck, this wasn’t as well-thought out as I thought it was....” Joey laughed, wheezing helplessly as he attempted to get the laughs out, “oh man.....your reflexes have massively improved you know that?”

BOO!

After all his hard work, this absolutely COULD NOT fail. Never mind how Joey even pinned himself up near the ceiling next to the front door, never mind how Christian and Christina were giggling at him. He shushed them again and pulled the demon mask down over his face as he heard Joseph at the door. This was gonna be epic.