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the kind of thing prowl is being sent on a daily basis

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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lowkey i regret familiarizing myself with english enough that i can distinguish accents.

oh how blussful it is when it all sounds the same

british accents genuinely grate my ears

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y'all such midwits fr.

da verse is right you can't be offical without actually being offical

how is that even gatekeeping

That's it, i'm tired of all the noncanon characters sneaking their way into interactions and My dash. Time to develop consciousness and express my annoyance through posts!

My Offical Canon includes:

blogs that end with -offical.

That's it, everyone else is excluded.

But i will rise up to reaffirm this point on the regular!

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last night i had a dream that they measured the worlds smallest kitten with a ruler in front of the president on live tv and it was 2.38 millimeters big it was smaller than a water droplet and the scientist measuring the kitten said "i have never seen anything like this in my life"

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also whoever invented this thang should burn in hell forever and suffer and be miserable and get crushed with hammers and be boiled in a pot and skinned and have their nerves pulled out and woven into a string and their teeth inverted and feel like their scull imhas been cracked and be impaled on a pike and burnt at the stake and decapitated and have their guts removed and be eaten by worms from the inside and by pigs from the putside and be hanged by the hair forever and ever by satan in hell.

The Worst Thing Ever Conceived

i do kinda think whoever started the trend of requiring customers to ask an employee to let them into the bathroom should be executed Tbh. i dont care how much crack people are doing in your bathroom i shouldnt have to track somebody down and ask for permission to go potty in a public establishment

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey quixk question. The Arabian Empire has conquered Kyiv. How long will it take to fall?

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When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

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i mean. that's kinda what "feeling bad" means.

but also totally agree they're weaklings and we are superior

One thing I’ve noticed about AI users is that they are completely repulsed by the notion of feeling bad or frustrated for even the slightest moment

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okay but that's lowkey not even bad faith that's literally what they did

I'm tempted to start doing a bad-faith reading and getting offended on purpose when someone misunderstands my posts. Like the next time I'm posting some shit like "stop doing this thing that is a dick move. if you do this shit for no good reason, fuck you", and someone inevitably replies with "but what if you're disabled and can't do it any other way and have to do that thing for medical reasons? :(" I'm just gonna go

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I WOULDN'T CONSIDER MEDICAL REASONS TO BE A 'GOOD REASON'

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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r

you ain't even need no airplugs you can hear yo dam heart through the pillow

“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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get a grip(haha, get it?) of yourself

That's it, i'm tired of all the noncanon characters sneaking their way into interactions and My dash. Time to develop consciousness and express my annoyance through posts!

My Offical Canon includes:

blogs that end with -offical.

That's it, everyone else is excluded.

But i will rise up to reaffirm this point on the regular!

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oh hello my trusty dagger

who's blood are you going to taste like today?

(licks knoife)

i live me to some plotting and scheming