I'm not american, i dont earn dollars, asking me for donations is like beating a dead horse, i am motherfucking poor
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes





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Let’s get cleaned by mama
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Today is my birthday, and the best present for artist is to reblog their arts!
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Daughter of Elune 🌙
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hey can i get some sweet sweet facts about ireland?
The sweetest fact about Ireland is of course, Cadbury.
In the town of Coolock is an unassuming building with the word "Cadbury" on the side. This is where the first Creme Egg was laid. With a chocolate shell and albumen of pure sugar, the Cadbury Creme Egg is not only the sweetest thing in Ireland but the sweetest object known to humankind, ranking over 95,000 Beetuses on the Wilford Brimley Memorial Scale.
The mystery of what laid the egg remains to this day. Once claimed to have been a rabbit, gorilla, or golden goose, genetic analysis of modern eggs suggest that the egg laying being has not only crustacean, but reptilian and annelid DNA. This suggests the existence of a proprietary, genetically engineered egg laying being, developed by Cadbury in the depths of Spike Island's catacombs, where it has been fed on the bodies of martyrs since the pagan days of yore.
Though nothing else is known about the creature, known by cryptozoologists as the "Cadbeest," the Cadbury Creme Egg is unquestionably delicious, and slightly less than 80% likely to result in its offspring bursting out of anyone who eats has eaten one, an event predicted by the prophet Chocoladamus to occur on St. Patrick's Day in 2028.
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I FOUND OUT ABOUT ENDOHEDRAL FULLERENES AND IM LOSING IT
i found out about them while trying to search whether noble gases can ever form compounds
so you know how there are different ways atoms can bond together and make molecules? and noble gases normally can't do this? well. apparently theres categories of molecules(?) where the molecule basically forms a cage and some other atom is Stuck In There. such as endohedral fullerenes
FREE HIM.
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My modern students balk at how Babylonian law allowed husbands to drown their wives for alleged adultery, but my students are also living in the state of Texas in which women make up 94 percent of the victims in domestic partner murder-suicide — not to mention the United States in which 25 percent of women have experienced severe physical violence by an intimate partner. This evidence shows not only the continuity of patriarchy from ancient Mesopotamia to modern America but also the continuity of its dark underbelly. Instead of being a point of pride for Christians, shouldn't the historical continuity of a practice that has caused women to fare much worse than men for thousands of years cause concern? Shouldn't Christians, who are called to be different from the world, treat women differently?
— Beth Allison Barr, The Making of Biblical Womanhood: How the Subjugation of Women Became Gospel Truth
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i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again
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"OP do you mean that ironically" I never mean it ironically. That I acknowledge that a lot of my favourite media is shit doesn't mean my appreciation isn't genuine.
#liking good things is easy#you gotta also appreciate the shitty things#it is hard but it is also worth it#relish in your shitty taste!
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