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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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love maze | msby x reader
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summary: one mistake leads to another and you find yourself trapped in a messy love maze between four different idiots.
pairing: hinata x reader, atsumu x reader, bokuto x reader, and sakusa x reader
genre: fluff, angst, comedy, sexual themes, & eventual smut (idk yet)
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profiles:
i love my beefies! | y/n simps
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table of contents:
1. we need to talk…
2. worsestershire sauce
3. good wednesday?
ㅤ↳ yam’s birthday!
4. 11/11
5. why are men so weird?
6. good night!
7. delete this.
8. powerful woman
9. what do i say?!?!
10. victory
11. exhibitionist?
12. floppy french fries slander
13. nothing’s impossible
14. empty glass
15. two years
16. stars
17. bucketlist
18. piss kink???
19. one more problem
20. fist fight
21. head high
22. freedom of speech
23. slow dance
24. exclusive interview!
ㅤ↳ 5 cartons of milk
25. cookies
26. afraid
27. happy holidays!
28. fireworks
29. you ARE stupid
30. why?
ㅤ↳ [special chapter]
31. relationship status
32. you deserve this
33. biggest dick
34.
35.
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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moved to @sighingshouyou
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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Words and Phrases To Include In Your Sex Scenes
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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some tips for writing blogs, especially those who are just starting out. these are some things that works for me and may or may not work for others.
how to add a read more link on mobile
type :readmore: on a free space, then hit the enter or return button
personally i think they’re very helpful because it lessens the space you take up in your dash, and might encourage more people to rb
+ you can also add this on a spot where it gives a sort of cliffhanger, essentially making people want to ‘read more’
headers, banners, and dividers
though not necessary, it’s good to have a title for your work. make sure it’s bold and doesn’t blend in with your notes (aka pairing, warnings, etc.). this also helps when someone wants to look up one of your works in your search bar
i don’t really make banners or covers for my works. but some good apps that i know of would be picsart and canva. if you’re looking for ideas, i definitely recommend going into canva
wondering how to make those really small, thin dividers? you can make them using picsart! to make a divider hit tools > free crop > brush > size (adjust it to your preference > then draw a line along the edge of your photo > save
visibility
the tumblr tagging system usually only allows the first 5 tags in your post to show up. so, what can do you about this? only use FIVE or less tags in your post. wait about 15 minutes or more until you can add some more tags in your post, and they usually all show up like that
another important thing about using tags is not to generalize! especially if you’re using a popular tag. but also don’t specify it too much where barely anyone looks it up. for example, if you’re writing a gn piece about oikawa, i recommend you use the tags such as: oikawa x reader, haikyuu x reader, oikawa x gn!reader, haikyuu headcanons, etc
a good rule of thumb is to use character x reader tags first, then leave the full name or fandom tag last
FOR NSFW: tumblr doesn’t let any tags with nsfw show up. so, give your nsfw works another tag. maybe #namegetspicy idk, you figure it out
FOR WARNINGS: especially if you’re a dark content creator, i highly encourage you to add tw:xyz tags. if you already have a warning note at the top then that’s great. but even better for readers who prefer to actually block these tags that way they never get to see it
another important thing to note is that people have different timezones. it helps if you rb your work at a different time of the day, in case people missed it! (icymi) i’ve noticed that reblogging helps to make your post show up in the tags
interaction + feedback
first and foremost, you are not obligated to write for your followers, and neither are your followers obligated to interact with you. remember that everyone has their own individual lives, and they have their own things to do— so do you, too.
make friends! become mutuals with other writers, visit their ask box. i know it can be daunting having to initiate these things, but you might just turn out to have fun! you can’t expect people to interact with you if you’re not interacting (back). it’s... kind of a two way thing yk? no need to be afraid to interact with other writers. oh, and rb other writers works!
pspsps join tag games or do ask games. it’s fun and very interactive
it never hurts to ask for feedback. i usually do this in a more subtle way because i don’t really expect a full on analysis on my works. maybe a little, is this okay? or feedback appreciated. sometimes it takes a little bit of coaxing for the silent readers
formatting your posts and blog
i generally put in the title at the top in big, bold letters
then comes the header/divider. helps to make the post more... visually appealing ig?
it’s important to add warnings (if any) and the pairing. the audience is not all female, and it might be a little frustrating for male readers having to find out its an x fem reader piece like halfway through your fic
if you have multiple works posted, it’s really really helpful to have a navigation page!
you can organize the posts you make with tags! for example, if you’re shitposting, you can use a specific tag for that. if you have a nsfw related post (ESPECIALLY when your blog is open to the general audience) please make a tag for it
themes + colors
if you have a color in mind but don’t know which direction to go from there, i recommend looking up color + aesthetic
looking to use the same color? download a name color app that’ll give you a hex code for any color you want to use. then, you can type in that hex code for when you’re choosing a color for your tumblr bio
wondering how to make your header image small like mine? just choose a photo for your header and turn off the stretch image option
want to use a different text color that tumblr doesn’t offer? it’s not as complicated as you think. you’ll have to go on a desktop to do this and do some html (but trust me, it’s not very difficult). look up “HTML noob but trying my best - how to use colored text on desktop”
^^ i don’t have the link for the color text tutorial so you can try looking it up
reminder for you as a writer
you’re not obligated to do any of these things. i’ve noticed that we tend to build pressure on ourselves when it comes to content and interaction. remember, this !! is !! for !! fun !! when you realize that it’s no longer fun, then know that it’s time to take a break. and there’s nothing wrong with a bit of self care.
^^ c/p from this post lol
at the end of the day, follower count and interaction doesn’t define you. again for the love of beings, you’re here on your own accord.
will be adding more if needed/asked.
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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hinata’s hugs are filled with so much enthusiasm, it’s fucking amazing. he’s the type to squeeze your hips really tight but please let him know if you don’t want to be lifted off the floor though, he’ll understand. instead, he’ll pull you impossibly closer to take in your scent. l
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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imagine being sandwiched between kirishima and tetsutetsu.
tetsutetsu would be in front of you, hands holding your hips as he slips his long dick past your entrance while kirishima is right behind you, holding your legs up to your chest. you’re panting and heavily, struggle to keep your head afloat as the gray haired hero sunk himself deeper inside of you.
“good, good girl,” you hear kirishima whisper from behind you. “god, you’re talking in his cock so well.” you can feel his hands squeeze the backs of your knees as a sign of comfort. you want to say something, especially towards the man who is invading your walls. you wish to voice your absolute pleasure, let him know how good he’s filling you up, but you can’t.
all words are suddenly ripped from your tongue as he suddenly pulls out halfway only to dive right back in, heavy balls slapping against your skin, pelvic bone rubbing deliciously against your clit. all you could do was gasp, one of your hands flying to rest on tetsu’s chest, but you made no effort to push him away.
“we’ve got you pretty, girl,” the man in gray chuckles, leaning down to kiss your lips gently for a brief moment before he pulls way, continuing the same thrusting actions as he just performed on you. you were moaning, watching with bleary eyes as tetsu’s large dick sink past your wet folds, effectively filling your insides up.
you were so overwhelmed by the pleasure, how nice it felt to be sandwiched by these two pro heroes. they held you as if you were a precious you to be protected, making sure to share it equally among the two of them. kirishima was still mumbling praise into your ear while tetsu continued to bottom out inside of you with every thrust. you could feel the veins in his dick rubbing against your spongy walls, adding onto your already growing pleasure.
“e-eiji,” you whimpered softly, craning your neck to the side to lock eyes with the red haired hero. he chuckled at your crumbling resolve, seemingly knowing what you wanted without you having to utter another word. it was hardly a second before kirishima attached his lips to yours, a much sweeter version than the one tetsutetsu gave to you. his lips tasted of strawberries and mangos, reminding you of the man’s particular love for sweets. it was addictive and that proved to be true when you turned your head to the side, sliding your fingers in his hair to hold him in place.
from above you, you can hear tetsu groan at the sight of you two making out in front of him, his thrusts becoming slightly sloppier as he quickened his pace. you were moaning against kirishima’s lips and that sound spurred his dick to grow rock hard for the fourth time tonight. he already spilled himself inside of you prior to tetsu’s turn, but you were so pliant and kind, how could he not. it just made him even more grateful that he has the chance to ruin you like this along with his best friend.
“why don’t we try something new, hm?” he whispered against your lips, voice soft as if to not scare you away. you were already doing so well for the two of them, he’d hate to throw you in for something you were nowhere near ready for. still, you nodded against his lips softly, following in his instructions for you to hold your legs up by yourself.
tetsu purposefully slowed down the roll of his hips to see what was happening between the two of you, but his questions were soon answered when you let out. particularly loud moan. kirishima had the bright idea to probe one of his fingers against your ass, softly teasing the entrance of your rear end. “can i put my finger in, princess?” questioned the red head softly, voice hoarse and filled with genuine interest.
“p-please, eiji,” you begged quietly, wiggling your hips around slightly to shift the angle tetsu was currently inside of you with and to let kirishima know how desperately your body craved for the extra attention. both men chuckled at your dying resolve and with one glance at each other, they knew what to do. all at once, tetsu was speeding up his pace again while kirishima pushed a digit in past the ring of your ass. you gasped out loud, squeezing your legs to your chest as you cried out both of their names. with every rough thrust of tetsu’s hips, it effectively pushed you back and forth on kirishima’s finger.
“fuck, look at you go, darling. taking my cock do well and letting eiji finger your little ass. god, how did we get so lucky?” tetsu complimented, a breathless chuckle leaving his lips as he rolled his hips faster. “you’ll get loose enough to let kiri fuck you too, right? don’t you want to feel the two of us inside or you?” he whispered softly at you, releasing one of his holds from your hips to cup your cheek, an action so tender which contrasted the punishing thrusts of his hips.
when you didn’t answer, too shocked from the soft gesture, tetsu’s eyes darkened a considerate amount, fingers gripping onto your jaw roughly to pull you out of your headspace. you gasped softly when he pushed his thumb into your mouth, your lips immediately wrapping around the apendige while your tongue got to work. “answer me,” he demanded, his head tilted back slightly while his eyes stared down at you condescendingly.
“yes!” you managed to let out with his thumb still in your mouth, tetsu only grunted in response before he picked up the pace once more, balls making a heavy clapping noise as it attached to your skin with each rough thrust.
“i know you can do it, princess. you’ll be a good girl and let me fuck your ass, right? promise you’ll feel ten times better with the both of us fucking you.” kirishima told you, moaning softly against your hair as he slipped in a second finger past your sphincter, truly amazed at how well your body is responding.
well, when he puts it like that, how can you deny their request?
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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anything you want and kirishima will deliver. ✦
you remember the first day you shyly admitted you wanted your boyfriend to put his hands on you in a more heated fashion. you were so incredibly embarassed and felt so dirty for asking him to do those things to you, but it was kirishima — he’ll do anything for his precious baby.
he looked at you with surprise for a split second before that warm smile turns into something much darker and sinister. what kind of man leaves their precious lover waiting, is what he says. he kisses you with urgency, lips molding against yours in a heated fashion that leaves you breathless and wanting even more. his large, cold calloused hands suddenly find themselves under your shirt, cold fingers dragging along your heated skin.
goosebumps rise at the sudden action, but who are you to stop him? oh, and don’t even think about asking him to stop his kisses. they’ve become progressively messier with the addition of his tongue invading your mouth. drool pools out from the corner, effectively getting on both of your chins and collarbone but he doesn’t care. he likes it that way.
suddenly he’s pulling you to sit on his lap, hand on your lower back to press you flush against his body. even underneath the layers of clothes separating the two of you, you can easily feel his growing erection he’s hiding inside of his pants. you moan his name against his lips and he smirks softly before pulling his head away.
you can imagine the pride that swells in his chest when he looks at you. your lips are effectively swollen and have a nice glisten on them thanks for the tongu action, your pupils are blown wide and he can feel the warmth emanating from your cheeks without having to be ridiculously close to you. he asks you if this is okay, wanting to be sure that you’re comfortable. ever the gentleman he is.
when you confirm that all is well and that you wish to continue, he will praise you, calling you his good ‘baby doll’ before he uses his hand that’s still on your lower back to make a particularly rough pull of your body, effectively making you grind your front against his. a broken moan leaves your lips and kirishima grins wildly at the noise.
again, his hands guide you but now at your hips, effectively driving you forward and back so that you’re dry humping him through your clothes. you whimper softly, face buried in his neck as you beg for him for more. when he asks you what else you want, you’re rendered speechless. isnt this what you asked for? for your boyfriend to put his hands on you like you were manstarved. it’s not like you wanted him to pull down his pants the moment you made your request, but this would just barely be enough.
still, you took what he gave you and ran with it. your arms looped themselves around his neck, pulling him closer while you started to pick up the pace on your own. kirishima only rested back on the palms of his hands, hardly using any strength to hold the two of you up. he just closed his eyes in bliss, allowing you to grind on him like the needy little person you are.
your cheeks puffed out and you cried out his name, begging him to do something else to you and he only hummed in response, wordlessly bringing two of his cold fingers into your mouth. when you looked up at him in surprise, he only tilted his head to the side, an amused grin on his face. suck.
and so you did.
although you felt awkward at the feeling of his fingers invading your mouth, you did your best to do what he asked you to all the whole grinding on his hardon like some animal. you gagged a couple of times when kirishima pushed his fingers a bit too far back in your throat, which made your boyfriend in front of you grown, imagining that this was his dick but not his fingers.
he’s complimenting you, saying how pretty you looked so fucked out from him and you’re both still dressed. he’s also telling you how he’s about to cream his underwear just because of how soft you are. normal guys would be embarassed to make that revelation, but not your kiri. he’ll do it a thousand times in the name of you.
the knot inside of you seems to finally snap after one particularly good angle you hit him on, your hips stuttering as you desperately chased your high. kiri removed his fingers from your mouth quickly and wrapped his arm around your waist to hold you to his chest while he dragged his hips up quickly and harshly. you moaned, still very sensitive from your high but he ignored the sounds. it was his turn to cum after all.
he made the promise in your ear that this was the first of many things he’ll be doing to you tonight.
a/n: happy birthday kiri 🖤
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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feeling whoreknee so some nsfw drabbles coming your way 🖤
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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deaf accents are beautiful and its okay to struggle with accepting yourself! u dont need to change for anyone!!
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Part 1 of my Groovy lgbt+ series!
On my Redbubble now!
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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Systemic racism against Indigenous Peoples in Canada is very real and present, especially in the health system.
Today, Joyce Echaquan, an Indigenous woman from Manawan First Nation, died in horrible conditions and around racist staff at Joliette hospital in Montreal city. She shared a live video of her on Facebook crying for help in her mother tongue, saying that she received too much medication. In the video, we can also hear two caregivers saying violent and harmful words to her, like “fucking fat woman, it’s better if you’re dead” “are you done joking around” 
This is so revolting, and unfortunately it’s a reality for the Indigenous community here. They’re completely marginalized. The health care system doesn’t care about them. 
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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BROOOOO THE WAY I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE SOFT—
"i love you, you know."
the world slows, and tsukishima kei feels every fibre in his body ripped in half. he sees nothing else but your face, painted with so much sorrow and pain. his knees threaten to give out under him, his breath stolen from his lungs as you lift the corners of your mouth to smile.
he always thought your smiles were beautiful, he always thought them to be one of the few blessings the world ever saw. he always thought about it.
but once again he is rendered speechless, mouth agape as he struggled to form the words. you wait for him. you've always been so patient with him, coaxing him out of his shell and holding his trust close to your heart.
if only he had done the same.
he made a mess of it all: shutting you out and pushing you away, and even daring to be mad when you had given him the space he said he demanded. he confused you, he hurt you — for he had no idea what to do when faced with the truth:
that he is wholly, irrevocably in love with you.
but it was too late. one could only endure so much for so long and he knew he had used up all the second chances you gave him ages ago.
so he shuts his mouth, and draws up a sneer, hoping that his voice is steady when he delivers the final blow.
"i never asked you to."
when the world comes back into play, tsukishima finds his heart on the floor — and no one but himself to blame.
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blahblahspeaks · 5 years ago
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when they made out after the debate do you think biden got covid too
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