you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
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ahhhhhhhhhhh
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It makes me happy when they listen
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🧸ྀི
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Fuck it, undemon your demon gf
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300122, S.T.
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eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.
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Ask @themboimama 💛
Happy 4/20!
Shotgun a bong rip from your local tranny's mouth then suck her cock like your life depends on it
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Happy 4/20!
Shotgun a bong rip from your local tranny's mouth then suck her cock like your life depends on it
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The Bat Woman by Albert Joseph Penot (1890)
The Vampire woman by Leanna TenEycke.
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[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads "have you transsexualized yourself today? there's still time!". in the middle are two vials and two boxes. one reads "testosterone cypionate injection" and the other reads "estradiol cypionate injection". the image is textured to look aged and photocopied. /End ID]
click for quality + do not remove caption (instagram) (my shop) (as a print)
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i love marge
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If I'm on the phone with you, you are the phone. I'm taking you places like my lil pokémon. Buckling you up in the car, buying you snacks, patting your head, etc
fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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“Wanna go birdwatching and then we’ll head home and watch Seinfeld?” is basically an aphrodisiac.
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