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Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this
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telling people my goal is to be a showrunner is so embarrassing it feels like I’m telling everyone I wanna be hokage
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tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions
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the world is so so mean to sleepy girls. What do u mean i have to get out of my bed
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Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.
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want mashed potatoes. Or to live in a different reality
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if evil feral women are bad, why are they hot. checkmate.
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To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.
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