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Damn, the weekends go by too quickly.

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Well bad jokes are the best kind, so why not?

Someone should take me to get food, and I’ll repay in bad jokes.

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Gross... Taxi drivers suck, but I never thought they were that bad.

Took a taxi to grab some food downtown, and the driver kept….tooting. Eh, not the best time.

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I have no idea. I've definitely wished myself when I'm really tired and still have eight hours left of the school day. 

That’s crazy, how are you not dead?!

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You are the asshole.

And you say I’m the asshole.

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That would probably help. But I can't make myself fall asleep before at least midnight.

Maybe you just need more sleep?

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Improve any?

I’m praising God for this warm weather, I finally got to go out to the soccer field and practice for a bit.

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'Cause I feel like it's been two weeks, but it's just Tuesday.

Why d’you say that?

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I have a feeling this week is going to go by slowly.

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Never say never, huh? You going to burst into spontaneous Justin Bieber?

Never give up, and uh— never say never, Blake. 

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Thanks for the support, but I'm having my doubts. I have a countdown punched into my phone. 

You can do it, I know you can. I believe in you. 

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I think that's something everybody can agree on. I mean, nobody likes school at all.

For once I actually agree with someone here. The sooner summer comes the better.

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Two months until summer. I'm not sure if I can do it.

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Wow, he sounds really mean. He must really hate his readers . . . but then again, I guess that's better than being in jail for killing people. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on about fictional characters, I've always got your back.

No. I’m kidding. It’s really neither of those. It’s the kind of way where like, he makes sure its your favorite character and that you fall in love with them and then he’s like, ‘lol just kidding! Say goodbye!’ and then you sob in your room for hours after reading the book.. kind of way.

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You have a weird taste in celebrities. 

No. I mean like.. he’s murdered people. He’s in jail.

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He kills people off? Is it in an action-ish, suspense way or a heartfelt, cry for hours way?

No. He’s a flawless writer. Like, literally flawless. But he always kills people. It’s kind of unfortunate, really.

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Is he a bad writer or something?

John Green makes me hate reading.