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tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

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what if mayonnaise came in cans

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this the dopest thing i’ve seen in  a while

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do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

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the solar system is probably most purely, simply fun exploratory experience humans will ever get to have, because there’s nobody there! there’s no colonialism and we don’t have to worry about aliens yet, so its just. fun!

we just land a robot on an empty planet and make it do wheelies and every few days we find like a cool rock and scientists yell about it on twitter

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a beekeeper but he only keeps one bee

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tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

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