blanderson--warbler

[blanderson--warbler]

God, work has been insane this week.

I think I underestimated how hard it would be to open a transatlantic branch. There are so many differences I have to learn...It's very frustrating.

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Mmm, we could. That'd be a lovely date.

We could go to Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant. 

[blanderson--warbler]

I think that's a splendid idea. Which place do you want to try most?

And I think we should take advantage of her being here and have dinner somewhere we haven’t tried yet.

[blanderson--warbler]

Then I'll do it.

Maybe I’ll sing a song for you.

[blanderson--warbler]

Maybe I'll sing a song for you.

I miss watching the two of you.

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I miss karaoke with Aunt Rachel.

Aunt Rachel’s coming to town next week! She’s taking a break between shows, so obviously she wants to visit England while she has time. I’ve already signed her up for babysitting duties one night (I didn’t have to force her; she’s giddy at the prospect of looking after the trouble-twins) and we have some days out lined up. She seems excited at the prospect of new clothes and a possible makeover, and I know she’s going to drag Blaine to karaoke one day. I refuse to participate in that.

I’m looking forward to catching up with her (she always has gossip) and I honestly wish she lived closer than she does.

[blanderson--warbler]

I'll have to see what you have in mind.

I was promised licking.

You tell me.

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Is that right?

I was promised licking.

You are. Luckily, I know how to deal with impatience.

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I trust you, I'm just impatient.

I was promised licking.

Well, then. You should trust me.

[blanderson--warbler]

You have not.

I was promised licking.

Have I ever let you down before?

[blanderson--warbler]

All right, all right. All I know is someone told me there'd be licking, and then he disappeared.

I was promised licking.

Hush, you, I had to visit the bathroom. The licking shall commence shortly.

[blanderson--warbler]

I was promised licking.

[blanderson--warbler]

Okay. Well, then, I wouldn't mind you licking them.

The one thing I've learned about living in London thus far:

No, never. I think you could lick them very well.

[blanderson--warbler]

While adding little anecdotes about me not being able to do it myself?

The one thing I've learned about living in London thus far:

I could lick them for you.

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Not as cute as the twins.

I'm a new expert in making miniature pumpkin outfits.

You’d make a very cute pumpkin.

[blanderson--warbler]

Great. I'll be in my office licking my wounds.

The one thing I've learned about living in London thus far:

I know. I printed out a certificate to reward myself for my niceness.

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I'm going to pass, but thanks.

I'm a new expert in making miniature pumpkin outfits.

I still have time to make an adult pumpkin costume if you’re interested.