blaptin
blaptin
captain's ship
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welcome to the reblog cargo hold. captain. 20's.
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Orange
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evil beast claimed my beverages
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blaptin · 3 days ago
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everyone look at this
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blaptin · 3 days ago
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observing popcorn
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blaptin · 3 days ago
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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.
Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.
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blaptin · 3 days ago
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Bwah
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I like when Pheidole ants do the thing with the head
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she took the pey wet in the divorce
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“You shouldn’t jerk off on company time” is a logical fallacy don’t fall for it
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'Looking Down Lake Chelan'. Abby Williams Hill. 1903.
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horsey :)
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my many awesome antennas
ID: Close up of an orange and white tabby, his whiskers are very prominent
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gray alien war pod got repossessed but i still got poop truck
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