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your boy kaiser embarassing himself

Hop off Midchael Fraudser that's my cringefail babygirl you're talking about. Seriously not cool

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are you avoiding the iq question bc its low

Now I am become IQ, the quotient of intelligences

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What is your iq

A morbillion

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bail funds for pro-palestine activists

a15 bail and legal defense fund (supporting community members criminalized in the us for solidarity with palestine)

university of texas at austin students bail fund venmo @ psc_atx (livestream)

columbia students bail fund venmo @ bcabolitioncollective

as of april 15 ct dissenters (new york and connecticut) need bail funs for arrested activists: zelle: ctpalestinesolidaritycoalition@gmail.com cashapp: $BristolAntiRacism (use "april gift" in your memo so contributions can be tracked)

the palestine legal defense fund supports acitvists across the united states

palestine legal defence also supplies free legal support for activists

the national bail fund network may update with local bail fund efforts as events continue to unfold

this list is updated as of 24 april 10pm EST. i'll try to update as i find further bail funds and legal supports: if you know of other funds or if information shared here is incorrect, please reblog with updated info (+ a timestamp) so people can give and access support.

palestine will be free, solidarity forever 🍉 🇵🇸

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your the first man Ive seen say he shaves his arm pits

Actually I had a classmate in HS who shaved himself entirely and he'd make fun of the rest of us for having arm hair. GNC king

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ur the only xreader writer whose ever made me confused on whether i should be crying or laughing

Idk if that's a good or bad thing but thanks

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Semantics but I hate the phrase "producing content" related to fafnfiction writing LOLLL Like my accounts are not a youtube shorts channel, I'm here to play dolls with my favorite chaaracters not some... algorithm or whatever

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Happy Earth Day: celebrate by getting clean water in to Gaza!

(via unrwa): “Gaza: access to water is extremely limited and sanitary structures are insufficient to meet people's needs. Gaza's water supply remains at only 7 per cent of its pre-October 2023 levels.”

Gaza has been in a water crisis for months now, there is virtually no clean/drinkable/accessible water due to Israel’s occupation and siege.

With the summer months approaching, the temperatures in Gaza are rising (it will be nearly 40 celsius there this week) and the lack of viable water is going to continue to cause extreme destruction.

Here are some orgs to donate to that are getting water into Gaza/working on making water in Gaza accessible:

بلدية غزة(Municipality of Gaza)

Anera

UNRWA

FOR SUDAN:

Barana Hanabneiho

Happy Earth Day 🤍🌍 choose to be kind

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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would u ever write something where the readers personality is more on the softer side

Probably not

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the usa is leaving me to die slowly and painfully because i am poor please god rb this dont just like and scroll

i'm on a medication that is barely helping and i'm still having seizures almost every other day. finally had a grand mal the other day and i'm still hurting from it.

i don't have health insurance but i have to see a neurologist otherwise my condition is going to continue to deteriorate until it kills me if nothing is done

please. please it's alot but if 500 people send 10 bucks that meets our goal. anything at all helps. im begging for my life here it has to happen. i'm scared of going to sleep & i can barely do anything anymore even if i want to this is a fucking shitty way to go im only 24

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the last kaiser one was so fucked up it actually ruined my mood after i read it WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

Well I was shaving my armpits and the shaving machine like pinched me/clamped down on my skin and it hurt SO bad and it put me in a kind of hateful mood so then I sat down and wrote that over the course of a few hours

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The fact that israel revels in the destruction of a hospital and gleefully attacks civilian centers while Iran responds to an attack on it by striking military targets, yet the former is called "restrained" and "democratically humanistic" while the latter is villified as "aggressive" and "dangerous" should tell you everything you need to know about both western liberal democratic imperialism and western media's class nature.

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You don't know how much I love your blog!!! Really!!! This last post you did for kaiser? It absolutely DESTROYED me!!!! THE WAY YOU WRITE IS SO FUCKING COOL AND I JUST CAN'T HAVE ENOUGH!!!!! IT'S ADDICTING!!!!!!! (Ilysm you don't understand)

Awe thank you so much ❤️❤️

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I would immediately be suspicious of any argument that leans heavily on dehumanizing the Middle East. A big reason why the world has let Palestinian genocide go on for this long is because to them Arabs are misogynistic homophobic violent backwards terrorists, so many people have grown comfortable to the idea that war is inherent to Arab countries—because they literally see Arabs as subhuman. This has been their strategy for years and years and years. It’s literally the same cycle over and over again.

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everything about the Palestinian genocide is disgusting and inhumane and incredibly depressing but there's something extra infuriating to me about the fact that the reason Israel is taking all this land is so they can bulldoze the rubble and build subdivisions. Like not only are they going out of their way to wipe out an entire people and culture in one of the most horrific state actions of the 21st century, but they're doing it in the name of selling fucking tract homes like that's so so incredibly bleak

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BLUE LOCK MASTERLIST

Like Teeth | Shidou Ryuusei/Reader [19/12/2023] Summary: Of all people, the only one you seem to be able to tolerate is Shidou Ryuusei. Molasses | Michael Kaiser/Reader [06/01/2024] Summary: Once Kaiser recognizes your dwindling interest in him, he does what any rational person would and turns to the shitty shoujo manga you like for inspiration. On Your Knees | Michael Kaiser/Reader [09/01/2024] Summary: You’re grilling Kaiser about what he said to Isagi, but it leads you to an interesting discovery. Taming Demons | Shidou Ryuusei/Reader [14/01/2024] Summary: You and Shidou probably need medication more than you do professional football careers, but Sae isn't the kind of guy who lets common sense get in the way of his interests. Language Barrier | Michael Kaiser/Reader [21/01/2024] Summary: Much to your ignorance, Kaiser is trying to spit game at you. Red | Michael Kaiser/Reader, Shidou Ryuusei/Reader [24/03/2024] Summary: Kaiser and Shidou fight for your love over what your favorite color should be on national television. Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy | Michael Kaiser/Reader [17/04/2024] Summary: Kaiser annoys a doctor half to death.

The horrible polycule series (Chronological order of events):

Food Analogy | Michael Kaiser/Reader/Alexis Ness [22/03/2024] Summary: Isagi is sick of these godforsaken Germans. And of you, also, and of the way you interact with them. Dog Walking | Michael Kaiser/Reader/Alexis Ness [11/02/2024] Summary: Ness loves sticking his nose in places where it doesn’t belong. Fanned Out | Michael Kaiser/Reader/Alexis Ness [21/02/2024] Summary: Kaiser suffers deep humiliation (slight embarrassment) at your hands once again, so Ness decides to kill you with kindness. Wardrobe Malfunction | Michael Kaiser/Reader/Alexis Ness [14/02/2024] Summary: Your uniforms get mixed up somehow. Ego Death | Michael Kaiser/Reader/Alexis Ness [28/03/2024] Summary: You come up with a new plan to get Ness on your side.