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*cools ur dashboard down*

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ppl wanted more Butch Pig and Femme Boar ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ…

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Reblog and put in the tags where your default, go-to place to store your wallet/keys when you're not using them.

I put mine in the front pocket of a heavy winter coat that I keep hanging in my closet, no matter the season.

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I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

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I shit you not, the last song I heard on my playlist is All Star by Smash Mouth

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Fantastic explainer comic from my colleague @ripleylacross. Ripley has always been a solid cartoonist with plenty of interesting things to talk about and the ability to keep it entertaining, but over the past year or so, they have gone stratospheric.

I look forward to every new comic from Ripley- even the ones that aren’t about my kind of stuff- just because their cartooning is always so good. See for yourself! https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/agender-being-more-with-less-ripley-lacross/

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In these times be more like Porco Rosso

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People like to characterize human Spongebob as some waifish barely 20 years old looking twink but honestly I think he'd be more like Pat from the UK version of Ghosts.

The shorts, the passion for what he does and his craft, the dorky glasses, the positive and all forgiving attitude, the knee high socks, the love of nature and the outdoors, the tie, the love for his friends and family, the shoes, the love of pranks, the OVERALL WHOLESOMENESS AND GOOD NATURE

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Pillows - Gator Days

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Gustopher Goes Missing (Part 1) - Gator Days

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Gustopher Goes Missing (Part 2) - Gator Days

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Gustopher Goes Missing (Part 3/3) - Gator Days

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Douglas (Part 1) - Gator Days

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Your Friend's Mom - Gator Days