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The first thing Musk has done that’s funny
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#i did this with the Zoobooks when I was a kid#that's how my parents realized I really was a way more advanced reader than I eas expected to be
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putting the word "twink" up on the shelf
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I can't believe they're even detransitioning streaming services now 😔
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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.
Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.
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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
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It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.
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Shout out to this legend posted up right behind the frost bench
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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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I hate u karl marx. end my torment

(the ugly ones included) i’m gonna piss. inclusivity win. didn’t forget to shout out ugly women
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