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[video by subradioband. caption: send this to elon as many times as possible]
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Cats (2019) is worse than Doctor Who (2006) even though the show was made with the budget of a crisp packet

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The WOKE LEFT is coming to STEAL YOUR BREAKFAST
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genuinely how it feels trying not to be mean to people who leave stupid shit on my posts
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He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”
Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have elected a new Pope.
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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
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tbh the "false" and "pseudo-" prefixes do so much for a word. like ohhhhh that's not what it looks like, that's something else. okay 👁👁
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anybody else have like. public and private pronouns. like yeah strangers can use he or she for me idc but if you're a friend im expecting they/them only. and if you're a close friend you unlock the super secret rights to use it/its (exclusive) (rare drop)
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