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I can’t breathe

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Im gonna sob

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

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The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

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i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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Creatures

Them! Them! Them! They have taken over my brain!!!

[Image: a digital drawing of all nine of the Mechanisms, in a simple style with an emphasis on shapes and vibes, playing their instruments. Nastya stands playing her viola and stares judgmentally off to the side. Tim strums his guitar energetically, with his hair and coat flowing behind him. Jonny crouches with his legs and arms spread out, holding his microphone and glaring forward with a wide smile. The Toy Soldier stands tall and salutes, with its mandolin strapped to its chest. Marius grins and stands with his arms spread out as he holds his violin and bow. Brian stands and plays his accordion, with his face mostly hidden behind the instrument. Raphaella stands and plays her keyboard, with her wings outstretched and her hair flowing behind her, her eyes closed in a serene expression and her head turned to the side. Ivy sits cross-legged crouched over her flute, which she is playing. Ashes stands with a chill and unbothered expression as they play their bass. End ID.]

ID by @fivesevenseveneight (with minor alterations)! Thank you very much for the addition. Accessibility should always come first! I’ve left the original silly ID under the cut for posterity and for those who found it funny.

[Silly ID: a digital drawing of all nine of the Mechanisms, in a simple style with an emphasis on shapes and vibes, playing their instruments. Nastya looks like a judgemental capital A. Tim is going hardcore on a wonkily drawn guitar. Jonny looks like a raccoon about to cannonball into a dumpster to feast. The Toy Soldier looks like a pencil that stood up and put clothes on, saluting. Marius has his arms outstretched charismatically. Brian is a good boy. Raphaella is probably the most abstracted, which makes sense because she’s also the most science. Ivy is curled up like a little flute-playing egg. Ashes is just chilling and playing the bass. End ID.]

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Young teen who can only go into women's cause he doesn't look like a man

bathroom torment is very real ideally we would all just be allowed to go piss without worry but its not always so simple

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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they dont know about my little kitty paws

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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

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Reblog to BITE prev

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Nyah

thoughts on catboy marius?

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Train fucker unite this Friday and fix my forgetful ass mind

Go fuck a train today

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I never thought I'd say this but here it is!!

The long lost Gravity Falls "Next Time On," reel has FINALLY been found!

This right here is what made this show happen and the reason why every new Disney cartoon also has a next time on reel. GF's last big lost media hunt is over!

Alex Hirsch said that he was okay if this ever was to leak. So, if this goes down, blame Disney!!