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I’LL MAKE A MORE OFFICIAL POST ABOUT THIS LATER BUT I’M MOVING CASS OVER TO A NEW MULTI MUSE FOR SANITY REASONS.

CATCH THE URL @iigncous​

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I’LL MAKE A MORE OFFICIAL POST ABOUT THIS LATER BUT I’M MOVING CASS OVER TO A NEW MULTI MUSE FOR SANITY REASONS.

CATCH THE URL @iigncous​

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❤️ 💖 💔 big gay time

❤️send to have a romantic ship with my muse 💖send to have a past romance with my muse 💔send for a slow burn romance with my muse

THE BIGGEST OF GAYS.

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good afternoon, people are dumb.

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pre-established relationship hearts!

❤️send to have a romantic ship with my muse 🖤send to have a toxic ship with my muse 💛send to have a platonic ship with my muse 💚send to have a friends with benefits ship with my muse 💙send to have a partnership with my muse 💜send to have a love/hate relationship with my muse 💖send to have a past romance with my muse 💔send for a slow burn romance with my muse 💕send to have a family type relationship with my muse

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PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A PARTNER WHO WILL MESSAGE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WITH IDEAS FOR OUR SHIP AND NOT FIND IT WEIRD WHEN I BOMBARD THEM WITH CAPS LOCK FEELS. 

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i’ll be back soon- going to make some dinner and watch a little criminal minds. 

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In Bruce’s defense, anyone who blames him for putting his children in the line of fire does not like…get his children.

Bruce adopting and training these kids is absolutely the only thing standing between them and even EARLIER deaths than the ones in canon that they all basically just…refuse to let stick.

Like, these are six incredibly determined little dumbasses.

Dick Grayson: breaks out of juvie and runs around rooftops tracking down the mob boss that ordered his parents killed in order to ruthlessly avenge them when he’s EIGHT.

Jason Todd: at age twelve, is caught stealing the tires off the goddamn BATMOBILE and upon being caught, his first instinct is NOT flight, its HIT THE GODDAMN BATMAN WITH HIS TIRE IRON.

Tim Drake: as early as age ten, spends his free time running around Gotham’s rooftops and back alleys stalking Batman and Robin with his clunky camera and absolutely no prior experience or training in either acrobatics or surviving Gotham’s back alleys.

Cassandra Cain: Upon learning Lady Shiva is her mother, ignores Batman yelling CASSANDRA NO and tracks down the most lethal and feared woman on the planet and bullies her into training her further, with Shiva going okay but then we gotta battle to the death and Cassandra going sure, makes sense, when do we start.

Damian Wayne: Early in life, is ordered to hunt and fight a bunch of dragon-type creatures. Adopts one as his pet. Finally meets his father, who does not trust him. Steals the Batmobile. Is fired from Robin and forbidden to leave the Manor for his protection while there’s a hit on his life. Calls himself Redbird and resumes Robin duties, citing that he was only forbidden from leaving as ROBIN, specifically. Is sent home during an attack on the city by a zombie army. Turns around and wades into the zombie army on his own. Etc, etc.

Duke Thomas: At age ten, the Riddler shuts down all the power in Gotham and says he’ll only restore it if bested with a riddle. Duke hears this and decides, this is a job for…Duke Thomas. Around age fifteen, he’s put in the foster system after his parents are affected by the Joker’s mind-altering gas during an attack, hears that some of the Joker’s victims have been found wandering around the sewer system that’s noted for being home to like….a cannibalistic crocodile villain, among other things, thinks well, guess I gotta go personally cover every inch of Gotham’s sewers on my own, by foot. Accidentally stumbles across a plot to bomb all of Gotham and decides, this is a job for…Duke Thomas. Etc, etc.

In summation, the Batkids’ shared family trait is Absolute Dumbassery and a Willful Disregard for Self-Preservation, and no, they do not accept constructive criticism. Bruce’s training them all as his partners was 40% fatalism, 60% Hail Mary. 

He actually tried getting Dick to choose colors for his costume that would actually blend into the shadows, and eight year old Dick went nah, I’m gonna stick with bright red, yellow and green, thanks though. 

He actually tried teaching Jason Todd how to prioritize speed and evasion against bigger opponents, and 5′4″ Jason Todd went nah, I’m just gonna punch ‘em, thanks though. 

He actually tried sending Tim home when Tim first showed up, and Tim went nah, I’m just not gonna do that, thanks though. 

He actually tried getting Cassandra to be more careful and selective about inserting herself into every single dangerous situation she came across, and Cass went, sorry, lost my phone when I weaponized it against the bad guys and also I’m in Hong Kong right now about to face off with my killer mom, see ya when I get back, bye. 

He actually tried benching Damian repeatedly, and Damian went, LOL. No. 

He actually tried stressing to Duke the importance of leaving dangerous situations to the professionals, and Duke kept showing up at every dangerous situation in Gotham and being like oh hey, so weird we keep running into each other. 

Every time another adult hero clucks at Bruce disapprovingly and says he really should’ve kept his kids out of the hero life, Bruce’s eye twitches and he grinds out: “Oh gee. If only I’d thought of that.”

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come scream at me on disco. please.

an infernal furby circle jerk#1570

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I’M BACK .     moving is stressful kiddos. but i’m back and catching up today.

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LIFE UPDATE .     this weekend is going to be chaotic for me. tomorrow starts my move and i have until monday to get it all done so i may or may not be around much this weekend.

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what- what is happening? 

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now im thinking about name signs and i just came up with one for ra’s al ghul and i’ve cracked myself up.

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to add to this; cass also makes name signs for her close friends so if you have a name sign- you’re one of the chosen ones

yes, cass does in fact have name signs for all the bat kids. no, some of them aren’t “nice” but they sure as fuck are funny.

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yes, cass does in fact have name signs for all the bat kids. no, some of them aren’t “nice” but they sure as fuck are funny.

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cassandra cain & duke thomas in batman & the outsiders (2019)

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diamondcladclown​:

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“Oh another bat!” The clown girl exclaimed in glee. Really batman himself and the original batgirl were the only ones in the family that she hated. With the others she was much more friendly. Even when they were fighting. “Nice to meet ya hun. Name’s Harley.”

Cassandra knew most of the rogues in Gotham by name, even if they hadn’t met each other. The cave held archives of all of Batman’s enemies, both big and small and Harley’s files were one of the biggest (rivaled only by Joker himself). The friendly nature of the clown’s greeting didn’t throw Cass off but did pause the fighting. Standing before the Princess of Crime, she waves in greeting. “Blackbat.” You give your name slowly, watching her movements careful as you do with anyone else. She reminds you of Joker, erratic but not unpredictable.