Bookworm Chris finds himself helpless on the receiving end of a series of killer contraptions, nature loving pacifist Josh suddenly has to fight for his life, resident bad boy and general smart ass smarty pants Matt is left hanging, and prom king Mike is going to have a hard time using his looks to get out of this night alive…
Oh I-I stabbed the maniac, I didn’t know it was Josh, but then he was the Psycho and how was I supposed to know Josh had all the saws and the gun and oh my god.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
I swear to the gods if any of you dare to compare the new It movie to Stranger Things it can mean you have never touch a King’s book nor deserve it and that I’m gonna choke the shit outta you.