Yes I know, I'm the worst. I'm told several times a day. Thank you so much.
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Ok first CALUM CALUM CALUM and second I’m that bitch in the front making Kermit sway his arms omf
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can these two get their own 55 minute long television show with 6 seasons and a sequel please
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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
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The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
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im throughly committed to constructing myself, becoming a physical manifestation of the dreams and ideas that are in my head. I’ve gone way too long looking into empty voids and useless ties for satisfaction & im ready to pour every ounce of love I have into myself and only those who reflect the energy I give onto them. I’m ready for this new period of growth
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*you know even when i say i’ve moved on, yeah I still dream for you* {x}
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Me talking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up
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we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything
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me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it
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Honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. I want to be as loving and as kind as I can be.
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