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fig, god bless you.

i NEEEEED your thoughts on dean being a little shit RIGHT TF NOWWWW

like, all i can think of his him being so over the top flirty and everyone around him is sooo over it, like, BEYOND over it bc man has NO filter ( not in a bad way tho ) and NO shame

and yk… maybe how someone would try to correct him 👀 ( if that’s even possible smh ) 💕💕

okay so i’m picturing early seasons drunk!dean being way too much and trying to pick up girls at a bar bc he thinks reader doesn’t have the same reciprocal feelings towards him.

and so he’s hitting on every girl in the joint with the same pickup lines he’s been using his entire life, but all the women are uninterested (or at least appear that way) because you’re sitting at the table watching dean with the deepest scowl on your face—like a scary jealous guard dog.

but dean’s too drunk to notice.

until finally you’ve had enough of his drunken behaviour, and you head over to him borderline harassing a girl.

“dean, enough.”

“huh? sweetheart, do you mind? i’m kinda busy right now.”

the girl he’s talking to smiles awkwardly at you.

“dean, i said enough. we’re going. now.”

“you can head out. i’m staying.”

you sigh, shooting an apologetic look to the girl, before grabbing dean by the jaw, guiding his eyes to yours.

“i’m not telling you again, winchester. we’re leaving and you’re coming with me.”

dean’s dick twitches in his pants—your stern commanding voice breaking through the drunken barrier surrounding his brain. his glossy eyes narrow for a moment, searching yours, before he cracks an inquisitive smirk. “alright, fine.”

he bids farewell to the girl, closes his tab, and follows you out to the impala. it’s like words don’t even matter because you’re on each other the second you reach the car, slipping into the backseat, hands everywhere, lips locked, quiet groans.

you pull him out and he whines, his dick leaking all over your hand because you’re finally touching him, finally with him.

but you’re still kinda mad at him, and so you’re jerking him off slowly, edging him until he’s teary-eyed and apologising, hips rolling up into your hand, begging to cum for you.

“you wanna cum? tell me you’re not gonna act like that again. tell me you’re mine. tell me this cock’s mine.”

“s’yours. i’m yours… always have been. please– fuck!”

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The female Praying Mantis devours the male while they are mating.

The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head

And part of his upper torso

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Older dean thoughts tonight queen?? 👀

whoops it is the following night BUT my current thoughts are that older!dean takes pussy eating VERY seriously. like so seriously that when you look down at him after your third earth-shatteringly good orgasm, you see him between your thighs with his eyes shut, so obviously pussy drunk, just lapping up your slick like he’d die without it.

and it takes a few tries before he finally snaps out of his hazy state, “dean?….. dean?…. dean!” he blinks up at you and pulls away from your swollen overstimulated clit, arousal and drool smeared across the lower half of his face.

“oh, shit. sorry, sweetheart,” he chuckles awkwardly, licking his lips. “just love her so much,” he admits, and then places a gentle kiss on your clit.

he’s probably making up for all the times in his younger years where he didn’t fully satisfy women and give them the proper treatment they deserved (i’m talking pre-show dean here.)

in his head he’s paying penance, and he fucking loves it <3

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Patrick hearing Art whimper every time he hit the ball:

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killed a thousand flies

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here’s daddy!

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Piece by piece

Bite by bite

Relish the flavor and swallow your plight

Inch by inch

Slice by slice

Dress your guest and season with vice!

original picture🥰🥰

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I love how Supernatural continues to this day to deliver a quality saga with twists and turns despite a lack of writers, producers, directors, actors, show runners, sets, costumes, viewers, or willing participants. It just. Continues to happen.

I still can't wait to find out what happens tomorrow on Supernatural, a show that ended 5 years ago.

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

My favorite Sam headcanon is him looking identical to his mother when he’s young. Their eyes shining the same way when light hits them from above, the same smile lines whenever they laugh, the same dirty blonde hair tucked behind ears. Sometimes John can’t stand to watch him, but other nights, after a difficult hunt and many drinks, he cradles Sammy in his arms, mumbling words Sam couldn’t make out. As Winchester do, they never talk about it in the morning. The young boy would never tell anyone but he secretly enjoys those moments, wishing his dad could be like this normally, wanting them to last longer. However, as he grows older, he gradually starts looking more like John. He looks in the mirror and doesn’t see his mother anymore. He looks like a distant memory of her. And his dad stops cuddling him after a bad hunt, becomes even more distant. Sam is not upset at all! He is completely fine, so fine that when Dean points it out and all out brawl breaks out. After he stops looking in the mirror, avoids his reflection whenever they walk by a window. He fights with his father everyday, Dean never defends him like the good little soldier he his. And maybe it’s time to pack up and leave.

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I was an angel, but they made me LEAVE

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⋆⭒˚｡⋆ mechanic!dean headcanons ๋࣭ ⭑

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──★˙. He always wipes his hands off before leaning against your car. He’d smirk at you and say, “you keep coming in here with problems, sweetheart. Startin’ to think you’re just lookin’ for an excuse to see me.”

──★˙. When you bring food to the shop, whether it’s a burger or pie, he lights up like you just saved him from starving to death. He’ll sit with you on the hood of your car and share it with you.

──★˙. He loves to teach you car stuff. Each time you ask a question about changing your oil, replacing your spark plugs—anything, you’ll catch him smiling every time.

──★˙. He swears that his ratty band tees and worn jeans are his uniform, and once, you tried to buy him a clean jumpsuit. He laughed at it, sighed deeply, and said, “Who am I, Danny Zuko?”

──★˙. He keeps a photo of you in the garage tucked nicely in the corner of the mirror above his workbench, and whenever someone asks why it’s there, he tells them that it's you that keeps him motivated.

──★˙. He “accidentally” leaves streaks of grease on your face whenever he touches your cheek or kisses your nose. He loves seeing you marked up from his world.

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it’s fuck ice friday! and fuck ice everyday of the week too

made in 2025

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a long hug from a man with big biceps would cure me

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I'm just saying the shaggy hair just reminds me of him