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ByaRen Week starts tomorrow!

Is everyone ready?

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Remember the Muslim group who started raising funds to help pay for funerals and medical expenses for the victims in Pittsburgh?? Well. They’re not done yet. Look at this

They have increased their goal several times and exceeded it within hours. HOURS!!

Here is their latest update

They’re asking you to please donate to their other fund, to help the victims of the shooting in Kentucky. These people are beyond amazing. They give me hope for the future and restore my faith in humanity.

Here is the fund for the synagogue

Here is the fund for the victims in Kentucky

They haven’t reached their goal with this one yet. If you’re feeling compelled to donate, please donate to the Kentucky fund. Because of everything else going on, it hasn’t gotten nearly as much attention. But these two peoples lives were just as important. They were just as loved and they will be just as missed.

And because they haven’t gotten as much attention and their stories aren’t in the news as much, here’s their story. From the fund raiser.

Please pass this around. If you can’t donate, someone who sees your reblog might.

Respond to evil with good.

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Live Tweets from the Shinigami-Human-Quincy-Arrancar-Fullbringer Dinner

By Mod Serenity

Technical Author’s Choice, but also requested by @innersuperhero, @aestheticbleach101, and @shadowfaery7 :)

So, because I made those lists about what various groups of Bleach characters would wear for a formal event, I’ve decided to create a list of this joint formal event as a live-tweeting! So, without further ado, here are the live-tweets from the Shinigami-Human-Quincy-Arrancar-Fullbringer Formal Dinner, held in Karakura Town!

1) Ichigo

“Apparently, there’s a formal dinner tonight with the Gotei 13. And the Espada and Arrancars. And the Quincy. And the Fullbringers. And other Karakura Town people.”

#this is probably gonna end in disaster #especially if Karakura Town is the venue! #not only that #my dad and sisters have been invited as well #I should get ready now

2) Yumichika

“I can’t wait to see what everyone is dressed up in. They’re all going to look wonderful!”

#I love parties #so many pretty clothes to see

3) Rukia

”Okay, we just got to the venue, and apparently there’s some kind of fashion show that we all gotta participate in.”

#the Gotei 13 is going after the Karakura people though #Squad 0 are the judges too #I can’t wait to see what they’re all wearing #especially Inoue #she’s gonna be gorgeous!

4) Shutara

“Kurosaki Ichigo looks pretty fine in that tux. Inoue Orihime looks just like a princess in that gown.”

#well I already know who the winners of the Karakura people are gonna be

5) Sentoki

“Well, the humans and Karakura people are done. Time for the Gotei 13!”

#they’d better look good!

6) Ichigo

“Squad 6 is coming on now. Byakuya and Renji are both in black-tie tuxedos.”

#and Renji’s hair is actually down #he looks so good! #seriously #he should wear his hair down all the time!

7) Renji

“@ flower-noble: I guess wearing my hair down was a good idea, huh? Thanks for telling me that in advance.”

#we both look pretty classy tonight #I can feel Ichigo’s eyes on me actually

8) Byakuya

"Who would’ve thought that Zaraki Kenpachi would actually keep his suit clean tonight?

#I suppose even Squad 11 knows how to keep it classy

9) Ishida

“...WTAF is Kurotsuchi wearing??”

#are those... accordion pants?? #WTAF #the moment Kurotsuchi walked down the catwalk everyone was silent #seriously though #what is up with that outfit?? #especially since Nemu looks normal next to him 

10) Orihime

"OMG, Kuchiki-san looks lovely! @ dancing-snow-bunny: I love your dress!”

#so classy and elegant! #and so cute as well!

11) Rukia

“@ robot-princess: YOUR DRESS IS PERFECTION YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A PRINCESS OMG”

#seriously though #that dress was made for you! #so beautiful!

12) Sentoki

“And now for the Espada, Hueco Mundo Crew, and Fracciónes!”

13) Gin

“@ beautifulshopper10: Rangiku, you look simply radiant tonight.”

#she is perfection itself #I wouldn’t mind spending some time with her tonight

14) Yumichika

"Halibel and Nelliel look simply stunning! BUT WTF IS THAT CHARLOTTE GUY EVEN WEARING

#HE LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN OMG #but Halibel looks like an actual queen!

15) Grimmjow

“@ strawberryprotector15: I can feel your eyes on me, Kurosaki. Admit it, I look good, don’t I?”

#yeah I know how to dress up #I can be classy whenever I want to be

16) Sentoki

“Now the Fullbringers are next!”

17) Orihime

“@ pinkcutie: Omg, Riruka! Your dress is so gorgeous and cute!”

#pink and a ballgown! #we match! #yaaaayyyy!!!

18) Riruka

“@ robot-princess: Why are you so excited over matching...?”

#you look really cute though

19) Renji

“@ coffee-boots: I gotta say, you look fine as hell tonight!”

#I’m serious #that’s such a nice dress you’re wearing

20) Jackie

“@ stray-dog-06: I appreciate your compliments. And you look just as handsome tonight.”

#you really are a good man

21) Oetsu

“Finally, it’s time for the Sternritter!”

22) Byakuya 

“Jugram Haschwalth’s hair is a thing of beauty. It practically rivals Ukitake’s hair. @ thebalancer: will you tell me how you get it like that?”

#I must know your secret

23) Haschwalth

“@ flower-noble: You wish to know the secret behind my hair? I’d be glad to tell you. Besides, your hair is also quite lovely.”

#I’d love to share my secret with you #if you’ll tell me the secret behind your hair as well

24) Renji

- “I gotta say, Bazz-B has one nice-looking tux!”

#looks kinda punk #but it’s totally awesome!

25) Bazz-B

“You look pretty cool yourself, @ stray-dog-06!”

#nice eyebrows too! #and your hair!! #I’m so jealous!

26) Rukia

“... As Nodt is wearing a blood-splattered tuxedo. And Gerard is in a Thor costume.”

#I seriously hope that’s not real blood #WTAF are the Quincies anyways?!

27) Hikifune

"It’s time for dinner now! While we decide on the winners, I hope you enjoy my home cooking!

#I made it all especially for tonight! #all of my best recipes are the main course for dinner!

28) Orihime

"OMG, the food is soooooo good!! I’m gonna cry, this is so delicious!!”

#Hikifune: BEST CHEF EVER

29) Nelliel

“This is the best food I’ve ever eaten in my whole life!!”

#Soul Society chefs: way better than Hueco Mundo meals!

30) Tousen

"Soul Society may be a corrupt place, yet Hikifune’s meals are full of purity and goodness that I cannot complain.”

#Hikifune’s meals #perhaps the only good thing about Soul Society

31) Halibel

“I sure hope Aizen-sama told Aaroniero not to release in the hall here.”

#I would like to be able to eat my dinner without seeing a tentacled monster eating the food

32) Riruka

“OMG, what the actual hell is that thing at the Espada table?!”

#a giant tentacled monster!! #omg that’s so gross!

33) Rukia

“Well, now I know what’s gonna be haunting my dreams for the rest of my life.”

#I have to see Aaroniero release again?? #and this time for eating?? #oh god I did not want to know how a tentacled monster consumes its dinner

34) Aizen

“@ tentacles-09: I thought I told you to wait until we got back to Hueco Mundo to eat your dinner?? Just for that, I’m raising my spiritual pressure until you go out of release.”

#maybe Gillian Espada weren’t such a good idea #had I known that Aaroniero would be a tentacled monster I would not have used the Hogyoku on him #I need to think these things through from now on

35) Ukitake

“That’s the Espada that Kuchiki fought against? The one who impersonated Kaien?”

#poor Kaien #he must be weeping

36) Liltotto

“Well... that was a thing...”

#anyways #I can eat anyone else’s meal if they don’t want it

37) Bambietta

“@ quincy-glutton: Touch my food and you die.”

#I mean it

38) Ichibe

“It’s time for the awards to be presented, so listen up, everyone!”

39) Rukia

“Best Dressed Human Female goes to: Inoue!”

#I knew it! #I knew she would win! #if she didn’t I would riot #that dress is just too gorgeous!

40) Ishida

“Best Dressed Human Male goes to Ichigo?!”

#dammit how does Kurosaki have a better fashion sense than me?!

41) Kurotsuchi

"I cannot believe that Kuchiki Byakuya won ‘Best Dressed Male Captain’ over me.”

#you fools just don’t understand fashion at all

42) Byakuya

“And Unohana won Best Dressed Female Captain.”

#I’m not sure how to feel about that

43) Renji

“Hell yeah! I won the Best Dressed Male Lieutenant!”

#I knew wearing my hair down was a great idea! #Squad 6 baby! #we know how to look good!

44) Hisagi

“Best Dressed Female Lieutenant goes to Rangiku!”

#I knew she’d win that award! #Rangiku always looks good no matter what she wears!

45) Grimmjow

"Hell yeah, I’m the king! Won Best Dressed Male Espada! And Nelliel won Best Dressed Female Espada!”

#wow Nnoitra’s pissed off #he just screeched and tried to fight me #Aizen reiatsu-slammed him into sitting back down tho #nice! #eat it spoon-hood!

46) Yumichika

“So Best Dressed Female Fracción went to Sung-Sun. BUT HOW COME BEST DRESSED MALE FRACCION WENT TO CHARLOTTE??”

#he looked so ugly!

47) Tsukishima

“Of course I’d win Best Dressed Male Fullbringer. And of course Riruka would win the Best Dressed Female Fullbringer.”

#we look just perfect don’t we?

48) Kyoraku

“So Haschwalth wins Best Dressed Male Sternritter?”

#must be the hair #of course #his hair is as wonderful as Jushiro’s hair!

49) Bambietta

"That’s right, everyone! The Best Dressed Female Sternritter is me! So eat it, all of you!”

#Haschwalth and I are the king and queen now!

50) Ichigo

“Whoa, whoa, nobody told me there was dancing at this thing!”

#apparently all winners of the fashion contest have to dance with each other?? #that means Inoue and I are dancing together #god I hope I don’t step on her feet #I’m bad at dancing!

51) Tatsuki

“@ strawberryprotector15: You step on Orihime’s feet, I’ll punch you!”

#don’t you dare mess this up for her!

52) Chad

"Ichigo and Inoue are dancing now. Reminds me of Beauty and the Beast.”

#it’s actually very beautiful

53) Yoruichi

“Finally Ichigo does something right!”

#nice to see he’s careful not to step on Orihime’s toes!

54) Rukia

“Unohana-taichou and Nii-sama dancing: possibly the most graceful and elegant thing I’ve ever seen!”

#Nii-sama looks dignified as ever! #as expected of him!

55) Kira

“Whoa, Abarai and Grimmjow sure have some awesome moves!”

#I’m serious #the music changed to something more club-like #those two are killing it on the dance floor #Matsumoto and Nelliel are speechless #so is everyone else #looks like the Sexta Espada and Sixth Lieutenant have hit it off pretty well

56) Orihime

“I danced with Kurosaki-kun. And I managed not to mess it up! It was absolutely magical!”

#I feel like dancing all night now! 

57) Unohana

“Looks like the dinner is over. It was truly a wonderful evening.”

#we definitely should do it again

58) Urahara

“Looks like Byakuya and Haschwalth are now talking about hair. And Abarai, Grimmjow, and Bazz-B are bonding.”

#unexpected friendships #the power of fancy dinners??

59) Yamamoto

“This was indeed quite a success.”

#everything worked out #and surprisingly #nothing was destroyed

60) Ichigo

“This... actually went way better than I thought it would. Maybe we should do this again next year!”

#unexpected success #let’s do this again shall we??

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Ten things that happened at Byakuya and Soi Fon’s Wedding

By Mod Serenity, and requested by @innersuperhero :)

This is a sort-of sequel to the ByaSoi Engagement Reactions list. So! What exactly happened at this wedding?

1) Kensei never showed up. Despite all the captains being required to attend.

As he said, he refused to attend such a dull, emotionless wedding. Soi Fon didn’t care, though. She was glad his presence wasn’t there to enrage her further.

2) It was both a traditional Japanese and Chinese wedding.

Soi Fon is Chinese, after all. And Byakuya is supposed to represent the perfect samurai. Add the fact that they’re both from noble houses, and it was one expensive wedding.

3) The Shinigami Women’s Association threw a big bachelorette party for Soi Fon.

After all, one of their members was getting married! Rangiku brought the male strippers (a.k.a., Hisagi and Kira), Nanao gave Soi Fon plenty of advice for the married life, and Nemu gave a sex talk so X-rated that Soi Fon still needs to recover from it.

4) Yoruichi had a heart-to-heart with Soi Fon before the wedding.

She told Soi Fon that she was proud of her for making it this far, congratulated her on her engagement, wished her all the best, and then hugged her. Soi Fon actually started crying and it took a while for her to compose herself.

5) Renji had a heart-to-heart with Byakuya before the wedding.

He congratulated his captain before the ceremony, and was finally able to tell him what he wanted to say before Ichigo interrupted them. It was truly heartfelt indeed and Byakuya thanked Renji for being there for him on this special day.

6) Rukia cried.

She eventually managed to get over the fact that her brother was marrying the other captain that had wanted her dead. Because they were obviously happy.

7) Omaeda provided the catering.

He had his family chefs create some of the best food for the reception afterwards. Even Soi Fon was impressed at how the food turned out. Though she didn’t say it out loud, she really did appreciate his efforts.

8) Kyoraku got drunk.

It’s a wedding, after all. He went up to make a speech about how proud he was of Byakuya and Soi Fon but passed out in the middle. A very embarrassed Nanao ended up dragging him away.

9) Kenpachi tried to fight Byakuya before the ceremony.

He needed an opportunity before “the wifey banned him from fighting”, as he claimed. Byakuya very sternly turned him down.

10) Rangiku got drunk.

She made a drunk and oddly-depressing speech about love as she was hit with feels about Gin and ended up having to be escorted out of the wedding before the mood completely soured.

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Introducing another new mod!

I’d like to introduce @theredjoka as a new mod on Bleachlists II! Please treat them well!

-Mod Serenity

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Hi All! Mod Sola here with a quick reblog!  I and a few friends have decided to start up a Big Bang challenge for Bleach, and we’re looking for fan artists, fanfic writers and proofreaders of any skill level to join us for some low-stress fun. Sign-ups end December 5th, and the entire event runs from December 5th - July 5th.  We hope we can get a bunch of people together for this event so if you’re interested, please check out @bleachbigbang for more info! 

BLEACH BIG BANG 2018-2019

Hey there Bleach fandom! Are you a writer? Are you an artist? Do you like to proofread? Well we have a little something you might be interested in. We, Admins Lethan, Geishaaa, Sola, and Kari, are launching a Fandom event known as a Big Bang—an event where fic writers and artists are paired together to collaborate! 

Sign ups are open today, so please join us and help us make this Big Bang a success! 

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Bleach characters' reactions to Rangiku having a date with Gin! :>

So, it seems Gin has mysteriously survived the Winter War and he’s been pardoned on top of that! And now he’s finally been able to ask Rangiku on a date! Bleach cast, what do you think?

Yamamoto: …I have to question the sanity of your lieutenant, Captain Hitsugaya.

Hitsugaya: You’re doing that now?

Orihime: Well, I know that he was technically our enemy, but he did everything to protect Rangiku-san, right? So I think it’s sweet!

Rukia: Ichimaru is the furthest thing from sweet that I have ever encountered.

Ichigo: This that creepy guy that cut off Jidanbo’s arm, right? …Rangiku-san has weird taste.

Kyoraku: Now, now, let the girl have some fun after all that mess. I might not approve, but they have known each other for a long time and Lieutenant Matsumoto is a big girl, she can take care of herself.

Shuhei: …..

Renji: Come on, man, you never stood a chance. Childhood friends, remember?

Shuhei: …crush a man’s dreams, why don’t you?

Yumichika: They do make a beautiful couple, although I can’t see the appeal of a former enemy…perhaps Matsumoto-san enjoys flirting with danger?

Madarame: Ah, now that’s something I can understand.

Kira: Matsumoto-san, be careful with Captain Ichimaru.

Kira: I’m always here to help you drink your sorrows away when something bad happens.

Ukitake: Don’t stay out too late, you two! And Ichimaru, Central 46 may have pardoned you, but I want Lieutenant Matsumoto back here by eleven pm with no tearstains this time.

Ichimaru: My, aren’t you all positively cruel to me today. Don’t you know I’m still trying to apologize?

Hitsugaya: Well, try harder, because I’m not buying it.

Matsumoto: I’m giving him one more chance, Captain. Don’t spoil it for me.

Hitsugaya: …..

Hitsugaya: …Ichimaru, if you hurt my lieutenant, I’ll kill you.

Ichimaru: …..

Ichimaru: Well, that went better than expected.

~mod Sola

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New Admin Announcement

I’d like to introduce @avtorsola, a new admin on this blog! Please treat her well, everyone!

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Important announcement

I’m so sorry for not posting anything in a while; university is overwhelming me right now, along with a whole ton of other stuff. Therefore, I’d like to add a new admin for this blog. Anyone interested? I’d truly appreciate it!

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Thank you to everyone who voted! Now that the poll is closed, the prompts have been decided, so in order, here are the prompts:

November 9th, Day 1: Protective Instinct/Not So Different

Renji and Byakuya are both protective people, and at first glance, they seem to be completely different. Yet they are quite similar to one another in many different ways. In your own way, try and showcase how similar these two are to one another, and showcase their own protective instincts towards each other as well.

November 10th, Day 2: Passion/Pretty Hair

We all know that Renji is a very passionate person, but so is Byakuya, albeit more subdued. Not to mention, they both have the prettiest hair among the Shinigami. So try and highlight something not just about their pretty hair, but also about their passionate nature!

November 11th, Day 3: Domestic Bliss/Snow Fall

Since winter is on its way, it’ll be the perfect time to show some domestic, idyllic happiness between these two. Whether it’s staying in the warmth while admiring the silent snow fall, a lovers’ stroll among the snowy landscape, or getting caught outside in the snow, let’s show some quiet, tender moments between these two among the snow.

November 12th, Day 4: Squad Six/Sakura Flowers

As Captain and Lieutenant of Squad Six, Renji and Byakuya definitely have a unique bond not just as lovers but as superior and subordinate as well. And the sakura flowers are just as significant for these two. Therefore, let’s highlight something about the sakura and their duties as the Captain and Lieutenant of the Division of Noble Reason.

November 13th, Day 5: Mutual Pining/Angst

It’s no secret that Byakuya and Renji together are a magnet for angst and sadness, especially when you consider their history and issues between them. But instead of unrequited love on one side, let’s have them pining and longing for one another. Whether you want to do pure angst or angst with a happy ending is up to you!

November 14th, Day 6: Winter Romance/The Distance Between Us

Another winter theme is here! Winter is a very beautiful and romantic season, no matter the couple. But in addition to romance, there is also a distance between Byakuya and Renji, not only through their rank but through class. But surely they can work around the distance and have a winter romance, right? So try and capture something beautiful in a winter romance, as well as the distance between the two, shall we? Whether it’s a star-crossed love or the sheer class difference, highlight something about this distance between Byakuya and Renji.

November 15th, Day 7: Alternate Universe

Fantasy? Historical? No matter the universe, now’s your chance to recreate Renji and Byakuya’s bond and relationship in a different world and see how it plays out! Whether their roles are reversed in a Canon Divergence, samurai in a Historical AU, humans in a modern AU, or supernatural creatures in a Fantasy AU, let’s challenge ourselves and see how many AUs Renji and Byakuya can be in!

November 16th, Day 8: Spring Time/The Monkey and the Moon

For the last day, we’re going to explore two very significant themes. Spring is the season of hope and renewal, so here’s your chance to see how Renji and Byakuya’s love will blossom with a spring motif. In addition, try and work in Byakuya’s infamous speech about the Monkey and the Moon, the one he gave to a battered, broken Renji. Whether you want to make it angsty or hopeful is all up to you, of course!

Now that the prompts have been chosen, have fun with your creations! Again, NSFW works are allowed, but must be tagged as such, no character-bashing of either characters, and all media forms are allowed! I’m truly excited to see what everyone will have for ByaRen Week; it’s gonna be great!

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Modern jobs of the Karakura Gang

Requested by @jayboo565 :)

Ichigo: Pediatrician

He’s very good at working with young children.

Orihime: Pâtissier (Pastry Chef)

She’s very good at baking sweet treats and desserts, and runs her own bakery.

Chad: Veterinarian

I mean, he loves cute animals, so he’s always willing to treat even stray animals.

Ishida: Fashion Designer

He has a great sense of style, after all.

Keigo: Journalist

I think he’d be pretty good at working for a newspaper, honestly.

Mizuiro: Private Investigator

He has an uncanny knowledge of a lot of things, after all.

Tatsuki: Karate Teacher

She owns her own dojo, and her lessons are very successful. She teaches both boys and girls’ karate. 

Chizuru: Stage Director

She is very over-the-top and dramatic.

Karin: Soccer Coach

I think she’d be a great coach, especially for a boys’ team.

Yuzu: Elementary School Teacher

She seems like she’d be a good teacher, especially for elementary school students.

Jinta: Baseball Instructor

He does have some experience in playing baseball, after all.

Ururu: Security Guard

I’m sorry, but she literally has a ‘genocide mode’. There’s no way she wouldn’t be a security guard.

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Rules & Guidelines are now up!

For more info, here’s the link for rules:

https://byarenweek.tumblr.com/rules

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If any ByaRen shippers want to take part, make sure to add your votes!

Here are the prompts for ByaRen Week. You can choose however many you want, and the ones with the most votes will be selected as the themes. The poll closes on October 16th, so you have until then to vote. Please reblog to spread the word!

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Bleach Ladies in Indian Clothing

Author’s Choice :)

I’m Indian (Tamil-Canadian, actually), and I’ve always wanted to see Bleach ladies in Indian clothing. So, here’s a photoset of what kinds of Indian clothes the Bleach girls would wear. 

Orihime:

Rukia:

Rangiku:

Yoruichi:

Halibel:

Nelliel:

Apacci:

Mila Rose:

Sung-Sun:

Unohana:

Soi Fon:

Isane:

Momo:

Nanao:

Yachiru:

Nemu:

Tatsuki:

Chizuru:

Riruka:

Jackie:

Ikumi:

Hiyori:

Lisa:

Mashiro:

Masaki:

Kanae:

Bambietta:

Candice:

Meninas:

Liltotto:

Giselle:

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Medical Specialties of the Sternritter

Requested by @spiritsarealwayswithu :)

Let’s sat that the Sternritter are all doctors. Which medical fields would each one specialize in?

Ishida: Ophthalmologist (eye doctor)

He always knows what kinds of glasses his patients need.

Haschwalth: Dermatologist

After all, he is super gorgeous, and he gives very great help when it comes to hair and skin problems.

Askin: Anesthesiologist

He somehow knows the exact lethal dosage of anaesthetics the human body can withstand.

Bazz-B: Hand Surgeon

His services have left patients feeling as though their hands and arms are brand new all over again.

Giselle: Hematologist (blood doctor)

You know, since her power involves the use of blood.

Bambietta: Pathologist (autopsies, blood, etc.)

She was a corpse once, so I’m pretty sure she might have some specialty in this field.

Liltotto: Nutritionist

She always makes sure her patients have the best diets possible.

Äs Nödt: Psychiatrist

Not a very good one, though. Rather than helping people, he instills deep psychological fear within them that leaves them more traumatized than when they came in.

Candice: Cardiologist (heart doctor)

She’s very good at using a defibrillator.

Meninas: Physical Therapist

Since she is super strong. It just feels right, actually.

Lille: X-Ray Technician

You know, since his power is ‘the X-Axis’.

Gremmy: Neurosurgeon (brain doctor)

Because he’s a brain.

Berenice: Psychologist

She sucks, since she just makes her patients question themselves more than solving things out.

Nianzol: Dentist

Because he has two tongues. Yeah, I got nothing.

Gerard: Critical Care Medicine Specialist

At the end of every life-threatening surgery, he always likes to announce how miraculous it was. Much to the patient’s annoyance.

PePe: Love Doctor

Is that a thing? Because that’s the only thing I can think of.

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Bleach characters, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are dating! Your reactions?

Requested by @lunaria-night (So sorry this is late!)

Aizen: Well, Grimmjow definitely has some... odd ways of showing his affections if he locked Ulquiorra in a caja negacion.

Halibel: Grimmjow and Ulquiorra? I didn’t think either of them even knew what love was, let alone had feelings for each other.

Apacci: I know! We got one Espada who’s the embodiment of emptiness, and another one who only thinks of fighting. How the hell did something like that happen?!

Barragan: Hmph. Hollows these days. Things were much better when I was king.

Barragan: Mainly because we never FOCUSED ON SUCH TRIVIAL NONSENSE LIKE DATING EACH OTHER

Lilynette: Oh great, the Edgy Grandpa’s ranting again.

Barragan: DON’T DISRESPECT THE GOD OF HUECO MUNDO YOU LITTLE PUNK

Starrk: Are Espada even allowed to date?

Gin: Who cares? Just let them have their fun!

Yammy: Oi, Ulquiorra! Is this why you got mad at me for interrupting you and Grimmjow together?

Ulquiorra: Why else would I get angry, Yammy?

Nnoitra: The Sexta Espada is dating the Cuatro Espada? Looks like someone’s trying to sleep their way to the top, ain’t they?

Nnoitra: Why couldn’t you just fight your way to the top?!

Grimmjow: Dude, don’t project your own issues onto me.

Ichigo: But wait, if Grimmjow was dating Ulquiorra, then why was he so obsessed with fighting me?!

Orihime: And why was Ulquiorra so obsessed with me??

Grimmjow: Because neither of us understood these feelings until we met you humans. So I fought Kurosaki.

Ulquiorra: And I kidnapped the woman.

Orihime: So wait... you kidnapped me to try and understand what love is?? And Grimmjow fought Kurosaki-kun for the same reason??

Grimmjow: Pretty much.

Ichigo:...

Orihime:...

Ishida: Hollows.

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How to tell if a video is a screamer

halloween is fast approaching, and sending screamers has become an increasingly popular trend over the past few years. while some people may enjoy them, they can also trigger anxiety attacks in others.

check the section/category of a video. if it’s under “comedy”, “prank”, “horror”, or something similar, close the tab immediately.

comments are also a giveaway. scroll to the comments section before playing a video. if comments are disabled, there’s a likely chance the video is a screamer. close the tab right away. if you see comments like “whoa, that made me jump!”, close the window! and if it’s impossible to disable comments, look for multiple comments deleted by the creator.

check out the video itself, while it’s paused. if it has very low music (this makes the audience want to turn the volume up, so the scream is louder and scarier), or if it has very small text (which makes you want to go into full screen), that’s a good indication that it’s a screamer. exit out and close the tab!

look at the content of the video. if the clip itself deals with the scary or supernatural, like a film about ghosts, you can’t be certain. be careful, and exit the tab if the content seems triggering. pause the video and forward all the way to the end. If everything is good feel free to watch. if a frame with a scary picture comes up, close the tab immediately.

if the video shows a room or picture, and invites you to “find what’s wrong in the picture”, or “find _____”, close the window immediately! 

there’s a new trend going on where videos describing people reacting to screamers are actually screamers themselves. if you suspect this, scroll down and see the comments. if the maker of the video disabled comments to purposely lead viewers to believe the video is genuine, scroll down just enough to see the video time, so you don’t see the video itself. Turn the volume down, just in case it is a screamer, and if the video plays out and there’s no scream, it’s safe to watch.

check the time on the video. if it’s suspiciously short, exit the tab.

look at the related or recommended videos. if any of them fit the above, the video is a screamer.

stay safe this halloween season!