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Who needs psychedelics when you have visual snow and manic episodes

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I've got 9999 problems, but damage per round ain't one

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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I'll leave the barrel looking like a circumcision scar

If you put a gun in my mouth i *will* chew on that bitch

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If you put a gun in my mouth i *will* chew on that bitch

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Lichs with a dog park for their phylacteries having to schedule an exchage because they got theirs mixed up and also super hate each other so it's more like a hostage exchange

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Starting a stand for tracheotomies with teeth

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I've been talking about jesus too much, tumblr's recommending christian communities.

Hail Satan

Hail yourself

Fuck money get bitches

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Porn parody of A Christmas Carol wherein Scrooge (Splooge) is visited by the ghosts of Blowjobs Past, Present, and Future

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Capri sun dp

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Late easter Jesus posting

I bet he sounded like Tom from Tom & Jerry when getting nailed

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The Jesus-Crucifixion-Hole footjob would fix me

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I also think that, as a person who works a seafood counter, I should be allowed to whale and flense one rude customer a year. Blood and thunder and all that jazz.

For reasons not at all related to Herman Mellville I would like a harpoon.

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For reasons not at all related to Herman Mellville, I would like a harpoon.

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Haikus are easy

If you dont know how to write

Anyways I... uh...

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Popped a bottle of benadryl so I can meet the Goopman and the Hatman at the same time for a sleep paralysis demon three-way.

let’s go