bleachsbadbrainthoughts

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Or myself, it's basically even

I need to find someone who loves me as much as I hate oat milk

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I need to find someone who loves me as much as I hate oat milk

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Hanging around idiots with fireworks so I can eat their fingers when they blast em off. Camping the munchy spawn

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If sucking dick tasted like mangoes everyone would be gay

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If I'm not supposed to get my throat torn out, why are trachea's perfectly claw sized?

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Same reason I feel the need to say anything. Spread the love.

You can sweat like a pig, you can bleed like a stuck pig, I think every bodily fluid should be expelled like a pig. I'm crying like a pig, I'm squirting like a pig, I'm busting like a pig

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You can sweat like a pig, you can bleed like a stuck pig, I think every bodily fluid should be expelled like a pig. I'm crying like a pig, I'm squirting like a pig, I'm busting like a pig

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Two doors guarded by Shakira's hips. One doesn't lie, the other doesn't tell the truth.

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Givin' em that vile bile enema for a while

Vomiting into someone's asshole during doggy

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Vomiting into someone's asshole during doggy

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I can win a fistfight with most animals by default, as they cannot make a fist, let alone fight using it.

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Sounding with a fishing line and hook so you hook the prostate and tear that shit out

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Vyke did it wrong, I could handle the flame of frenzy

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I couldn't find a worm long enough to slurp down like a spaghetti noodle, so I human centipede-d a bunch of em together and slorped that down instead.

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Ate so much red 40 my cum tastes like froot loops

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I hope the person who's hand was sore from jerking that thang asunder is doing alright now.

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I think if I were ever with someone who wanted me to stick my dick in a jar of peanut butter I'd probably still eat the rest