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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Maomao🪷✨

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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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Literally this manga

Love them sm

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bonus:

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awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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drawing people i see in the city (43/?)

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Absurdly good framing and composition for this photo. This should be in a fucking museum. This should be in history books.

The lighting creating an almost pop-art uncanny valley effect on Trump that gives him the look of a comic book villain, highlighting his brozer more than I've ever seen it and giving his clothing an oversaturated look.

Trump's long shadow draping over the Capitol building, a spectre who looms larger than the actual man himself, casting a haunting effect.

His cronies lurking in the shadows, at attention.

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I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

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not a moment of peace for a prince...

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Agreed.

American families are diverse and inclusive.

MAGA can't handle their happiness and joy.