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the obsession people have with not being perceived as being "gooner artists" is so sad to me. what happened to artists being proud of being weird perverts.

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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

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“are you wearing th-“

“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”

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Johnny cash is kind of a thot huh

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Possibly one of my fave Usagi Yojimbo panels of all time

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warm up

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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Love the part where they kiss and romantic orchestral music plays

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i forgot to upload this here

bonus:

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sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

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Twin stars

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Is this anything

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Dyna….Deku……???

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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bro i could fuck up a perfectly good thing right now