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samtaims ai vonder if inglis spiiking piipöl aar eiböl tu riölais thät ai äm äksöli vraiting in inglish rait nau bat tsast vith veri finnish spelling

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fanfiction writers [about canon]:

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anime woman: *has a baby*

anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character

anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........

anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*

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that german feel when you see your american/british/australian friends post something about eating healthy and losing weight and therefore eating no more bread because bread is unhealthy and evil and you get personally offended for 5 seconds until you remember oh yeah right they don’t have any proper bread

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Me 2

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made my biggest, brightest and most floral fuck ever. 

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tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

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Die heilige Dreifaltigkeit der Kfz-Mechanik

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sunrise /ˈsʌnrʌɪz/ noun

1. a heavy velvet mantle pulled by time, rolling and tumbling, the last shroud of night slips off slumbering shoulders. 

2. the world exposed by persistent dawn, a cold and still tableau laid out before the slow blinking watcher.

3. like a cast-aside lover the darkness clings in the west. banished by powder blue and sprawling tangerine blush, vowing to return.

4. promises of daytime warmth, hidden in tentative glimmers. caressing glass and metal and bare skin with the gentle touch of a long lost friend. 

 — gm. dictionary poem (iii); requested by @blendisms 

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Mood of the day: shooketh

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ari really likes this new edit thing 8/?

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baby-pink summer looks

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FMA and My Immortal Quotes: part one (part two)

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Imagine your OTP just really love each other but they are not togeth-

oh, right

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someone: that’ll cost you an arm and a leg

me:

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When you become obsessed with a new album… 🎵 (Feat. Anthony Ramos)