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what if i risked my life and put up (affectionate) with your unhinged monsterfucker brother to save you. and then revealed i was an expert in illegal black magic just so i could resurrect you from a pile of bones. and what if i later explored your body in the bath. and you laced our fingers together and offered to share your energy with me. and what if after all that… there was only one bed. what then.
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Me when its the first day of spring me when its the first day of spring me when its spring me when spring me spring
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whuh. posting this alone cause its funnier i think.
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a fuckin' bee is beefing with my WINDOW
Like, I have two windows, one is open and the other is not, and yet having the FREE WILL and the CHOICE to LEAVE, she's just hittin her head once and once and once again like a fool.
But I refuse to think she's that DUMB, and the idea of her being mad and wanting to fight a window is way more interesting (funny)
Even her buzzin' sounds mad
#This is my first post ever so yay!!!#A bee amused me so much that i decided to break my tumblr vow of silencie#Psycho loser BEE tries to fight with A WINDOW and FAILS!! Window WINS!! and she LOSES!! SHE'S A LOSER!!!#The little cartoon devil on my shoulder is tellin' me to help her get out for once but i want to see her figure it out herself#She/her for the bee 'cause girls can be pathetic losers too#Noelle Holiday#noelle holiday tag for noelle fans to see this banger post and leave their opinion on it 'cause I value anything they have to say#Funny thing is that probs nobody's gonna read it#And
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Mordecai and Rigby if they were both muscle man
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giving her my own niche interests from middle school
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