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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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*gets bodychecked while playing women's lacrosse and breaks my nose* this is perfectly normal if the person who did this to me was born with the Moon Goddess Innocence Genitals but misogynistic violence if the person who did this to me was born with the Violent Penetration Genitals

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just take them before i change my mind

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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Life hack! Out of blood? From the Vascular Menu, you can use weekly Capillary Actions to convert accumulated points of Arterial (ART) back into the Venous (VEN) attribute. The Vascular Menu is located within your body. Blink twice to dismiss this message

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kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

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Who knows how much longer I'll lay on the floor

Touch me till I vomit

I'm not scared of god, I'm scared he was gone all along

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Razzle Dazzle Rose Cerulean (#fa3dc4 to #0a98e4)

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I saw a tag on a post someone reblogged and I was so powerfully compelled by the mental image I had to draw.......whatever this is.

Sorry to @puppyluver256 for taking an offhand comment and running away with it

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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