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Beel crushing on MC headcanons

(Because I am feeling exhausted and want a Beel hug right now)

Whenever MC’s on cooking duty or is just baking for the fun of it, Beel will be the first one to enter the kitchen and join them. As soon as he either hears MC leave their room or he smells the fragrances from their cooking, he’ll practically be running down those stairs

Sits on the counter and compliments MC while they cook, just small things like “you’re cute when you’re concentrating.” or “I love just watching you cook.”

Dips his finger in the cake batter while MC isn’t looking

If he sees that MC has some flour on their nose he’ll smile, walk up to them and gently rub it off with his finger

When it comes to watching a movie with everybody, Beel always asks MC if they’d like to sit in his lap

Spends the entire movie snuggling into MC and resting his chin on their shoulder. Sometimes he’ll just close his eyes and pretend that it’s just the two of them together

If any of the other brothers are fighting for whatever reason and bring MC into it, Beel is the one that shields the human and breaks up the fight

If he notices that MC is ever cold, he’ll always be the first to offer them his HUGE jacket

He also secretly loves the jealous looks the brothers give when they notice MC wearing his jacket

When he sees a lesser demon checking MC out at RAD and potentially being a threat to the human, he’ll step up to the demon and...well let’s just say they won’t be harming MC anytime soon

Leaves little notes on his food in the fridge in his scrawny handwriting like ‘BEEL’S CAKE - HANDS OFF! Unless you’re MC :)’

When he’s eating something like a chocolate selection box, he will leave the one treat that he knows is MC’s favourite before taking it to their room

Sometimes he almost lets it slip that he loves MC or will almost lose his cover. The pair of them could be walking through Devildom and if he sees some lesser demons nearby - even if they take no notice in MC - he suddenly insists that they hold hands as ‘it’s getting pretty crowded’ around the area (news flash - it never usually is)

He turns completely soft whenever MC comes out of their room just wearing an oversized top and their underwear while their hair is a complete mess - he thinks it’s the most adorable sight ever to behold

Bear hugs MC all of the time

Also whenever they pull out of their hugs, he always gently caresses MC’s cheek with his large hand as he gazes into their eyes with a smile before going ‘OOP’ and quickly moving away

Invites MC to work out with him in the gym (and he purposefully uses heavier weights than usual to show MC what a big and strong demon he is!)

All of RAD think the two of them are together, mainly because Beel accidentally told someone they were once

They always have lunch together at RAD, and occasionally MC will be cheeky and feed Beel his food while his heart goes 💥

Buys MC a t-shirt to match his because they’re always stealing it off him (and yes he does quickly spray it with his aftershave so that it’ll smell like him)

If he catches one of the other brothers talking about how ‘sexy’ MC is and what they’d like to do to them, Beel just calmly states “I think you should stop objectifying MC.”

Whenever Beel is on cooking duty and brings everyone their dinner, the brothers all notice how their food is slopped onto the plate while MC’s looks like a pristine dish prepared by Gordon Ramsay himself

Purposefully wears tight tops and flexes his muscles around MC because the small blush that the human shows gives Beel hope that they like him

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Obey Me: Demon Courting

The way demons court is definitely different than how humans go about it, sure they've borrowed some things from humans but it's more primal level stuff like providing for a potential mate.

If a demon lets you touch their tail/wings chances are they see you as a prime candidate for being their mate.

If said demon asks you to help with cleaning their tail/wings then you're probably in one of the final stages of courting.

Will subtly scent your belongings so you smell like them, moreso a way to let others know that you are theirs.

Treasures any items you give them that has your scent on it, finds it comforting especially after a stressful day.

Encouraging you to touch their horns, I like to think that letting someone touch their horns are kinda a big deal for demons.

Will invite you to little hidden place they've claimed as their private escape/oasis from everyday insanity, they want you to know that you are always welcomed here.

Uhhh I can't think of anything else so feel free to add on other courting rituals you think they'd have.

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Happy birthday bitch

@ciagram give me their ages

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ever read a smut and u just have to stop bc it's very very boring

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man i’m gonna say it that tv head thing that early-teens tumblr had going on was great and i want it back

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so yes head? :)

wahoo!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my balls are discord certified

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I feel like levy and lucia could be switched also lmaoo

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Personally I think this is illegal

There also must be a lot of options~

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appreciation post for all the om! ur+ animations so far <3

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MC first day with demon brothers.

Original (i lost original link):

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being a non native english speaker and having picked it up through a lot of different things is pretty funny because you end up using words like “y’all” and “whilst” in the same sentence. keeps native speakers on their toes

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Now replace them with kars and joseph

I made a meme.

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assorted hcs!

Lucifer 

He sticks his pinky finger out whenever he drinks anything. It doesn’t matter if he’s drinking from a fancy cup or a water bottle, his pinky is OUT. (He doesn’t know when the habit started. He’s tried to stop it, but he just can’t.) 

Lucifer also knows how to play the guqin, and enjoys it more than any other instrument. Diavolo found out about it and is not at all above begging him to play something (Lucifer is huffy about it, but it’s relaxing and he gets to show off his skills, so he always indulges Diavolo)

Mammon 

He is hardwired for a battlefield. He’s an idiot, but with a weapon in hand, he’s one of (if not THE) most competent in the room. He doesn’t ever necessarily want to hurt anyone, but war is like second nature to him.

That said, he once got into a “battle” with a weirdly aggressive Hellfire salamander and lost, so.

He can mimic noises and voices scarily well.

Levi 

He can recite the entire bee movie by sheer willpower and memory alone. He weaponizes this ability. 

Levi also believes in the loch ness monster with his whole heart and ass, but he doesn’t realize that it’s just a picture of him vibing in his serpent form. Lucifer knows the truth and doesn’t have the heart to tell him. 

Satan 

He was an extremely picky eater as a kid but like, in a weird way – he would flat out refuse to eat anything that wasn’t spicy enough to kill a grown demon. Would ALWAYS make an exception for anything Barbatos cooked though, whether it was spicy or not. 

Also, when Satan was a kid and wanted to blow off steam in a productive way, he would venture deep into the forest behind their house and build super elaborate houses out of dirt and mud and rocks. There’s definitely a couple hundred out there, and a ton of urban legends surrounding them. 

Asmo 

He totally got into the language of flowers at some point in his life. Now it’s just one of those things that he doesn’t use often. though sometimes, he sends custom bouquets to the people he cares about, especially when they’re upset. Not everyone understands the meanings of each blossom, but that’s okay. The intent is still there. 

Asmo redecorates his bedroom at least once a month. Usually after having a 3am breakdown and ordering all new furniture/decorations because A: the current design isn’t on trend. And B: The current decor no longer aligns with his vibe. Seriously, he can’t believe that he ever went with a blue theme, who the hell even was he last week?

Beel 

He is actually a really good artist. Give him paints, clay, oil pastels, charcoal, even just a pencil or a few markers!! The medium doesn’t matter, he’ll be able to create a masterpiece out of anything. He mostly does digital art these days, but likes to go back to traditional mediums every now and then. 

He also finds knitting to be very relaxing, even though the knitting needles look ridiculous in his big hands, and will sometimes knit while Belphie uses him as a pillow. 

(He gets reaaaaaally into pumpkin carving every halloween)

Belphie 

He has a vast assortment of pillows that he will literally spend 15 minutes hugging and squishing to test the firmness of, before he decides on which one(s) to sleep with that night. It literally doesn’t matter though because he always ends up using the one with the cowprint cover.

He owns at least two pairs of crocs.

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Sometimes all it takes is one (1) google search

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