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sugar and salt: Byakuran’s secret recipe

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byakuran just can’t not sass can he

everything tastes better with a pinch of salt  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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“ do you always begin conversations this way? ” he ventures to speak, eyeing the weapon against his neck a little nervously. “ it’s not like we have a history -- ah, wait, it was a future. did you want something, mukuro-kun? because i’m pretty sure it’s my older self you’d like to look for in this.. scenario. ”

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“ get over yourself, would you? it’s not like i’m here to hurt your precious tenth. ” both hands raise with bags of snacks to prove his intent ( or of a lack thereof ) which he then holds out expectantly. “ well, since you went to such lengths for my welcome, you might as well help me carry these in then. ”

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chinhands ! lowkey starter call ?

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“ ehh, but i’m curious! ” a pointed pout graces his lips as he goes on tiptoes, trying to get a peek at whatever it was. “ hibari-kun a tease. ” his attempts fail, prompting him to fall back on his heels as he begins backing away. “ wait, wait - let me guess! was it a scarf? ” paying absolutely zero attention to the brandished tonfas, byakuran simply continues the pretense of being ignorant to the situation. 

“ ah, i said i had important business, so one of your subordinates let me in! ” ( it’s a lie. he picked the lock. shhh. )

“You do not need to know,” Hibari tells him flatly, stowing the handiwork away into the drawer and slamming it as he stands to face Byakuran. His tonfas are about ready to strike when they should.

“How did you get in here?” The door should be locked.

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“ of course! why would i look to create it if i didn’t think it could be achieved? ”

           ❛ do you believe a perfect world to be possible ? ❜

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Byakuran takes a quick step backward when the prefect’s weapon of choice is swung toward him - not that he would’ve been hit anyway, with the amount of precision Hibari displays. still, better safe than sorry, as they say. “ ah, i was just about to guess what it was, too ! ” he pouts as if he were the one who was rudely interrupted, hands folding across the front of his chest indignantly.

What the fuck, his mind says before he can hold it back. There goes his discipline, but he cannot care right now.

Hibari whirls around as quickly as he draws his steel tonfa, holding it between him and the white-haired man in defense. He may have noticed, but failed to perceive it as real threat until he comes peeking over his shoulder. No peeking allowed when he is working on knitting Hibird’s hat.

“What do you want? Go away or I will bite you to death.”

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“ aah, you’ve always been the bloodthirsty one, haven’t you ? people like you are always the hardest to manage... ” his words are mumbled to himself, though not spoken out of the raven’s earshot. it doesn’t seem like surrendering will get him out of this encounter, so byakuran lowers the gesture with a shrug - he knows exactly how to play this. “ i’m looking for sawada tsunayoshi, and ah ! by the way, i don’t have any of the power my future self had, in case you were wondering, hm~ ? ” 

                        “ Who are you to tell me what to do ? ” 

He’s still calm, still in control, still ready to attack at any light provocation. But instead of going wild he awaits, he is patient, he knows he can’t just hit the wal when he can find a way through it in the shape of an open  door.

                              “ What are you looking for in here ? ”

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agamemnoncrying

“ haha ! mukuro-kun looks as old as ever, even in the past, huh ? ” he’d never expected to bump into the illusionist, but these occasions were always nothing less than pleasantly fun. “ ah, unless you’re an illusion? wait – are you even mukuro-kun ? ” ( that’s a trick question, don’t answer that. )

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prinxipas

“ ah - ! ” a darting pain shoots across his forehead, a hand instinctively going up to press against the sharp sting of foreign memories flooding his mind. “ you’re.. ugh - ” he has a hard time recalling the events of the future in it’s proper order, his thoughts all over the place as he tries to register the familiar face. “ rasiel..-kun ? ”

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starter call !

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“hey, now..” his eyes may be smiling, but his expression certainly isn’t a friendly one. “i suggest you put that down, before you hurt someone, ne~?” chuckling a little as he takes a step back, hands held up on both sides as he raises them in surrender. 

What’s the point on even trying to be patient with people like this? He was doing it in purpose, wasn’t him? That fake smile, annoying voice, provoking attitude… he was here to be bitten to death, of course. Tonfas ready, he snorted.

“ Hn. ”

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“I knew you’d get it!” Approval & amusement is apparent in his smile, if nothing else. The albino’s optimism might be misguided, but honestly, for anything marshmallow related, Byakuran would cross worlds. “Hmm, that particular dream was really realistic, though; it might’ve been something that was happening in a parallel world, who knows~ ♪ ” 

Palms clap against each other exactly once, the bags of sweets now dumped onto the nearest work table; his previously slouched figure straightening up as if he was preparing to get to work. “Great!” comes the exclamation as he makes a great show of pushing his sleeves up to his elbows. “Where do we start? Many hands make light work - or something, right~ ?” 

           ‘ ahh– i see… ‘ he didn’t. he really, really didn’t see how the other could have possibly dreamed such a thing and had then mistook it as reality. but it was not his place to question his higher-up’s relative sanity, he was no therapist, and byakuran didn’t seem any more unhinged than usual, anyway.

        ‘ marshmallow lollipops, uh… ‘ that didn’t sound so… bad.               ‘ i could try, i guess. ‘ his mind was already setting aside his other projects to focus on the special mixture he’d need to make for the sweets, the consistency, the colorants and additives that’d better fit. he’d need to research to find the right flavour..                                         ‘ hmm. but it’d take me a while, i think. ‘

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“Huh?” Mild feelings of confusion dwelt in his chest, head tilted as if to express said emotion. “But Spanner-kun, I thought you wanted these for the creation of marshmallow flavoured lollipops!” A tinge of hurt manifests itself, on behalf of both himself and the marshmallows. “Ah-- I might’ve confused you for the other one I saw in a dream-- no matter, though; we can still proceed, yes~?” 

                         ‘ like “ i ” asked? ‘ he questioned quietly, feeling a disbelieving eyebrow rise without his input. the sight of the sky boss loaded with packets and packets of fluffy treats was one spanner had never entertained, it was– honestly, slightly ridiculous.                           ‘ i haven’t– i don’t remember requesting anything like that. ‘            ‘ i suppose, i appreciate the gesture ? but i don’t… actually like marshmallows. ‘

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rivaliitas

“You don’t have to be so uptight, I’m not here to do anything.” Or so he says, feet stepping into the prefect’s school. However this was going to go down, Byakuran was confident he wouldn’t lose anyway.

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alkhemya

“I brought the marshmallows, like you asked!” Whether or not Spanner had actually requested for them was uncertain, but here Byakuran was anyway, many packets of marshmallows in his arms.