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-Guess who's having a caffeine crash after the first week of school.... THIS GUYYYYY. He's just going to flop on the couch and lay all over Rod.- Did you know if you rearrange the letters in the word College you can spell "I'm going to die."

...No you don--

Oh, you meant metaphorically. Alright. -Pets head. good boy.-

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There are people I find attractive, but I don't call anyone pretty. I literally can't tell if someone is physically attractive. I say "your skin is very soft," or "your facial structure is very unique," but--

You came to a blind man for advice with this?

Hey, question? How do you tell someone they're pretty.

I don’t.

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Hey, question? How do you tell someone they're pretty.

I don't.

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I don't understand half your emojis anyway.

Hmph. Well, if you don't want my germs, get off of me. -He bounces his knee a little to make his point, frowning-

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you’re the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in—

…I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you’re annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

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I can't deny that. -Chuckles a little, shaking his head-

This is nice, though, in a way. It's closer, more personal. Though I imagine if we'd met when you didn't have your phone I'd probably have been weirded out by it.

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you’re the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in—

…I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you’re annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

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-He looks sympathetic, tilting his head to the side-

Aw. Poor Sebastian. -Leans down to peck his lips, smiling a bit- You seem to have figured out a way around it, though. I can see how this is bothersome, but this is an interesting change of pace. I rather like it, I think. Sometimes you type too fast for me.

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you’re the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in—

…I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you’re annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

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I'm aware. I just... never really feel the desire to do such. I don't feel interest in anyone unless there's--something else there first. I don't know. Perhaps I'm just as much a prude as everyone makes me out to be.

...It's odd, is all. You're odd, Mikkel. 

So, does porn come in described video? Or do you have to go to like literotica and have some chick read out like, "Yet even now his eloquent phallic erection stood its ground. His brain and heart might quake; this rose-gold warrior, primed with battle-juice, was too forthright and too wise yet to surrender," or whatever's actually in good porno books.

…I don’t know, to be honest. I’d imagine most people have enough imagination to not need… whatever it is. You’re describing.

I have no use for such things. -He seems. mildly disgusted at the idea of it tbh-

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-He jumps, startled at the contact, but he realises it's just seb bein seb soon and relaxes a little-

-Then he's back to writing words on his hand? He raises an eyebrow, patting Sebastian's face idly with his free hand in greeting- Hello Sebastian. Did you break your phone or something?

-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you’re the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in—

…I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you’re annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

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No, and no. I don't usually, eh, "jack off," as you so crudely put it, at all. Though I don't think that's because I can't see.

Do you ask everyone invasive questions like this, or am I a special case?

So, does porn come in described video? Or do you have to go to like literotica and have some chick read out like, "Yet even now his eloquent phallic erection stood its ground. His brain and heart might quake; this rose-gold warrior, primed with battle-juice, was too forthright and too wise yet to surrender," or whatever's actually in good porno books.

…I don’t know, to be honest. I’d imagine most people have enough imagination to not need… whatever it is. You’re describing.

I have no use for such things. -He seems. mildly disgusted at the idea of it tbh-

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So, does porn come in described video? Or do you have to go to like literotica and have some chick read out like, "Yet even now his eloquent phallic erection stood its ground. His brain and heart might quake; this rose-gold warrior, primed with battle-juice, was too forthright and too wise yet to surrender," or whatever's actually in good porno books.

...I don't know, to be honest. I'd imagine most people have enough imagination to not need... whatever it is. You're describing.

I have no use for such things. -He seems. mildly disgusted at the idea of it tbh-

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-impatiant knocking-

Sebastian, you're the only one who knocks so annoyingly. You can just let yourself in--

...I guess if whoever is at the door is not Sebastian, then go away, because you're annoying.

-Rod is just kind of vaguely yelling this towards the door. Martha rolls her eyes and opens the door for him-

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-He hesitates for a second before shrugging, standing up and rubbing the back of his neck as he speaks-

Uh, you know, same as always. H-Heh. Why, uh, why do you ask?

-Yes. Playing dumb is the best option.-

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

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-He jumped a bit when the song started, but he ended up laughing-

You're such a dork, Sebastian. -He stretches and sits up, patting whatever part of Seb is closest, which is probably his knee-

...Do you, uh, want some breakfast?

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

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-He was awake for a little while after that, relaxing in Sebastian's arms and staying close. It was pretty hard to tell when exactly he fell asleep, but he woke up with Sebastian sprawled on the bed and smiled, content to just lay there until the mute woke up-

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

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-He hesitated for a second before letting his fingers tangle in Sebastian's shirt, letting himself relax in Sebastian's arms. his face was burning, but he held Seb close anyway-

...S-Sorry.

-That was said quiet enough that if Seb was asleep it would wake him-

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

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-It'll definitely take a few ringtones but eventually he startles awake, pushing his hands forward into Sebastian with more force than he would have planned, had he planned any at all-

-And he blinks a few times, as if that actually affects his vision, before collapsing back into bed in a kind of limp, tired way-

-He's not 100% conscious of what woke him up maybe it wasn't sebastian and he can pretend he's not a weirdo---

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]

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-It started out kind of small, as some mumbling and uncomfortable shifting, but eventually you can definitely make out that his voice is distressed and he's moved up to tossing and turning-

-Eventually you can hear little whining noises every now and again, and his cheeks are definitely wet, and he's kind of got the sheets gripped in his fists. it's all quiet enough panic that if you wanted to roll over and sleep you totally could-

What time is it--? You don't have a car, do you? -Frowns, furrowing his eyebrows- It's too late for you to go home on your own. You'll get hit by a car, or some such. You'll stay here tonight.

-he’d gone home later than this before on his own but midterms had kinda run him down and right now the idea of just staying put was pretty appealing-[Oooh, is that an order Mr.Edelstein.]