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yeah could I get a uuuuuuhhhhhhh...some whimsy? could I get some fucking whimsy up in here?

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This is how I got my heterochromia

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Why does like every language do things with their R sounds that nobody else understands

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realest thing I’ve ever heard recently

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Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

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I wonder what People Who Really Like Trains liked best before trains. the first sights of the first trains in history must’ve hit those brains like a galaxy going off.

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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

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spell slots are stored in the boobs

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

(tip jar! // comms status)

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NEVER STOP THE GRINDSET

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Archeosky was having fun with this

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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh