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blinkasaurus
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A CONSTANT STATE OF ZABKATAGE | SANDS | Ao3: SecretSecret | 18+ ONLY (and I really mean it)
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blinkasaurus · 2 minutes ago
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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.
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blinkasaurus · 3 minutes ago
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
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blinkasaurus · 3 minutes ago
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
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blinkasaurus · 12 hours ago
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@important-cat-pics
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blinkasaurus · 13 hours ago
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Kitten with a cold, by Jessie Tarbox Beals, ca. 1903
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blinkasaurus · 13 hours ago
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"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years
This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock
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blinkasaurus · 13 hours ago
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feeling normal about that old man
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blinkasaurus · 13 hours ago
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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.
Whaddaye say?
Sloppy Astyle??
(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..
line 1: german pervert
line 2: scottish pervert
line 3: italian pervert
line 4: average frenchman
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blinkasaurus · 1 day ago
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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
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blinkasaurus · 1 day ago
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no lie i genuinely believe brands are so behind the pleather movement bc they can just buy cheap plastic sell it as expensive 'vegan leather' and be ready for you to return in a couple years to buy another 'vegan peeta approved™ leather jacket' bc they last like 5 minutes compared to the way leather lasts decades all the while you can pat yourself and coorporate's back for being sutainable all the while pvc (what some fake leather products are made of) has been labeled the single most environmentally damaging type of plastic and while there are non pvc fake leathers such as pu leather... its not like thats much better producing plastic pollutes and the second your pleather clothes start to breakdown (which happens much faster than you think) theyll wound up on landfills for at least a 100 years...
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blinkasaurus · 1 day ago
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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.
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blinkasaurus · 1 day ago
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
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blinkasaurus · 2 days ago
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biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell
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chemists will be like this is a molecule
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blinkasaurus · 2 days ago
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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"
Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.
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blinkasaurus · 2 days ago
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do something good today.
call your loved ones, speak to them. listen to a new album from band you've heard about but didn't have time to get into. water your plants. draw a cat. but please don't give up, and keep living.
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blinkasaurus · 2 days ago
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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
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blinkasaurus · 3 days ago
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Reblog to hug prev
Please
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