A CONSTANT STATE OF ZABKATAGE | SANDS | Ao3: SecretSecret | 18+ ONLY (and I really mean it)
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hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins
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#oh my god#it’s dress clothes#I’m surprised#but I thought about each option and it’s definitely dress clothes.
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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when your embarrassingly homoerotic psychosexual karate rivalry spans across decades you find yourself in parallels perhaps once or twice
P.s. I wrote a fic that uses the last drawing, you can read it here! (Implied sex, mostly fluff)
p.p.s. bonus under the cut ^_^
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Local house witch telling you to please learn basic housekeeping skills.
It’s not your fault if no one ever taught you but YouTube is a magical place and can teach you at your own pace.
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In a rare pair tag, ao3, the internet
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"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore
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