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guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1965 interview but yes

I can't take these bitches anymore, lock me tf up yall I can't take it anymore. But then again it is 3am and past my bed time. Anyway I think it's comical that people call Kenny Hickey cute when this same man shits his pants. I find that funny and makes me giggle biggle. But even I dont thank that's cute. Wake up your wife misses you. It's been 30 years. Wake up.

Music describes how I feel at the current moment. It's also the music that plays when the shitting of the pants occurs. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!... (I'm so ominous fr fr like that one 1975 alphaville interview scene, shout out to my dawg @blippibeter )

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female cashier at the costco checkout center: hi how are we doing today, everything alright :)))?

me, 6'7, nonchalant Czech man:

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FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE 44 CENTS, 9TH EXODUS. DUMB BITCH

DAY 3 of not playing peripeteia CUZ IT STOLE ALL MY FUCKIING SAVES WHY THE FUCK WHENEVER I UPDATE YOUR BUMASS 44¢ CENT GAME ,IT ATE ALL OF MY FUCKING SAVES!!!! WTF!!!!!!

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im on that good kush and alcohol

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so does this mean schizophrenics have extrasensory gaydar or

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i love overacters i love the screamers the fainters and the mentally deranged

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can just smell the guilt tripping spambots from a fucking mile away of an inbox notification

GET YOUR MONEY UP NOT YOUR TUMBLR INBOX BEGGING UP!!

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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

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gonna transition into a woman then transition into a man then go back and transition to a woman again just to feel something

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i am the first leper corpse, first i am the leper corpse, leper corpse i am the first, corpse i am the first leper, leper corpse the first i am.

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can grab a mosquito with my bare ass hands and eat them because they piss me the fuck off that much, fuck it. @CIA create a secret virus (directed only to mosquitos mind you, AND only kills them specifically.) that gives AIDS only to the Culicidae genus of insects. if this wish isnt met by 2026 there will be problems, & area 51 will be met with thousands upon millions of mosquitos by undercover Nevadans, get to it slaves.

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when he said ily but franz kafka said oh im a gummy bear yes im a gummy bear im a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear oh yeah gummy gummy gummy gummy gu

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I don’t like how people talk about anything really

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this fucker needs to get off the internet for me and get on some fucking lamotrigine pleasdee bro stop my pfp is already plastered with the graduation cover all over it like a gaddamn swastika im DONE💔🚑

happy birthday to my boy brancis e bec and happy trump-supporters-pissing-and-shitting-themselves day or something

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I like this button... it's fun to press.. hehe...

every single time you press that button the egyptian hieroglyphics guy on the ask button gets buttfucked #youcanstopthistoday2025💔

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happy birthday to my boy brancis e bec

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gulp…. pgeter….. its behind you……

"she beter on my Steele till I blippi. No cap fr fr..."

Last words recorded of a gangster... a gangster Frankenstein television... @blippibeter