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i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent

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the mutuals button should be a hug

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this is how i feel replying to my mutuals posts

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i could eat a whole kilogram of fresh strawberries and still be left wanting more

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Morning in Romania, 2018 - by Krasi Matarov (1971), Bulgarian

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Instead of crass and discriminatory "jokes", I prefer to get my chuckles from wholesome humor, such as: "my god, the scrimbly blumbo!" Hahahaha! Really, there's no need for slurs and put-downs when comedy like "skcrunklo bonglo bingo" is available! I am racist as fuck though,

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we can't even get a basic "all men structurally benefit from a misogynist society" to pass on this website without a bunch of queer men shooting themselves into a panic cause they get too uncomfortable about the idea of being culpable to self reflect. "feminist" website

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Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time

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"Village Church with Flying Saucer" - Art by Mark Bryan

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in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

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it's useless and self victimising when americans whine about being dragged into a war between iran and israel. you know your country is backing israel in everything it does right? your country has never been dragged into any war it's forced itself into every single corner of the world to the point that it's inescapable. and the worst part is that americans will be absolutely fine. that doesn't happen to real people

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon