The moment baby trout leaps from the water to catch flies buzzing overhead, 2008 - by Kim Taylor, Canadian
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the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky
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when 2 guitarists play facing each other and get rly close that's gay sex
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Date someone who naturally brings out your inner child, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel so loveable.
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One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know
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i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"
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