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concept: someone wanting me as much as i want them
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snapchat filters are lies since when does my skin ever look this smooth
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That tiger is that thick because of the GMO's in Frosted Flakes
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trumps supporters: this generation of “triggered” crybabies overreact too much!!!
mall of america: we’re gonna have black santa
trump supporters:

starbucks: we’re gonna say happy holidays
trump supporters:

hamilton: mike pence please look out for us and be careful
trump supporters:

kellogs: we don’t want our ads on a bigoted news site
trump supporters:
the rest of america: hillary won the popular vote
trump supporters:

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the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
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Jill Stein: *yelling into burner phone* i did it! I got your recount and your two million dollars-
Hillary Clinton: *speaking to black phone from behind desk of Oval Office* excellent
Jill: NOW WHERE DID YOU HIDE THEM
Hillary: Hide what?
Jill: MY HEALING ROCKS YOU BITCH
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