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i’m technically still here. i just forget i exist.

lmao why is he looking at me like i'm holding him at gunpoint??

@dont-call-me-beantown

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Have you've seen Hearthstone?

not recently matter of fact

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I keep seeing these everywhere, so I guess I’ll try it out?

If this gets ten notes, I’ll start drinking at least a glass of water a day and logging it.

If this gets 50 notes, I’ll get a gym membership and go there on Sundays

If this gets 100 notes, I’ll do a photo shoot for my kitten and post the photos

If this gets 200 notes, I’ll clean my room weekly (I’ve been avoiding it ever since I moved)

If this gets 300 notes, I’ll draw/paint a portrait of my best friend and give it to her for her birthday

If this gets 500 notes (purposefully super high) I’ll upload a recording of myself singing

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Make me a suit?

sure, what kinda suit you want?

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Happy pride month

happy pride to you as well!

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Have you ever thought about kissing Hearthstone?

yes.

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CHECK UNDER UR BED

I CANT FIND MY INHALER

@thomas-jefferson-jr @alex-f13rro @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @runest0nes @blitzen-imnot-that-short @mallory-keen-to-kill @halfbornhalfdead @lordofsummergodofrizz @imhotterthanallofyou @deadmomclubattendee

if you find me passed out in my atrium, you’ll know why.

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OK FAIR

BUT HOW HAS RICK NOT CONFIRMED US AS CANON YET WE CLEARLY ARE 😭

When did you and Magnus get engaged? Also, do you agree with Blitzstone?

About three weeks ago, and I do agree with Blitzstone

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k so ooc?

uh I can play the flute, keyboard and the ukulele and I rly like PASTA

@any moots idk

Hey this is to all my mutuals! Ala eighth grade introductions, please share a fun fact about yourselves! No pressure, I just find it interesting!

@cheriboms

@kirks-slutty-red-tights

@spocks-husband

@emperorsfoot

@eternally-intermittent who I was inspired by

@h0l0gramglasses

@kingof-the-crossroads

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oh cool

I have arrived!

My brother has been doing nothing but be on this app and ignoring me, so I have taken it upon myself to see what this is all about. No declarations of undying love, please. It's my first day~ <3

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I mean the song is catchy so-

reasons why magnus Chase is secretly a Disney princess:

•he can literally glow

•he can heal people

•he can glow and heal people and has blonde hair (gasp, rapunzel?!?!?)

•let’s not forget he can talk to animals

•he also has an awesome prince who saved him (more than once)

•his mom is dead (just like cinderella and like 50 other Disney princesses)

•he’s got daddy issues (absent father, just like almost all other Disney princesses)

•do I need any more reasons?

Magnus Chase is secretly a Disney princess.

damn it you’re right

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idk how to feel abt this-

reasons why magnus Chase is secretly a Disney princess:

•he can literally glow

•he can heal people

•he can glow and heal people and has blonde hair (gasp, rapunzel?!?!?)

•let’s not forget he can talk to animals

•he also has an awesome prince who saved him (more than once)

•his mom is dead (just like cinderella and like 50 other Disney princesses)

•he’s got daddy issues (absent father, just like almost all other Disney princesses)

•do I need any more reasons?

Magnus Chase is secretly a Disney princess.

damn it you’re right

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Nah let them rest

floor 19

original: @/hustlehousela (tiktok)

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We have one already lol!

We should have a discord server for the rp group

@apollos-favorite-child @will-solace-aaaaa @nico-di-angelo-aaaaa @magnus-falafelking @mallory-keen-to-kill @runest0nes @blitzen-imnot-that-short @that-hijabi-loki-spawn

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It’s me X hearth

Not gonna explain more because YOU KNOW we explained earlier

ive come to the conclusion that Blitzstone IS in fact cannon

Magnus is just too oblivious and too stressed to realize

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i don’t think I can do anything abt this anymore

i say w get Alex lmao

skibidi toilet

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You liked living

your dead now

you like ur phone

that’s gonna be gone

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